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What the Hell Happened in Reno?

So, we had a bit of a scare last night when someone yelled “gun” at a Trump rally and The Leader was pulled off the stage by Secret Service agents. Of course, we assumed the worst. But presently, there is no evidence this was an…

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New Worst Thing Ever: Trump Agrees with Science

Evolution only applies to animals that don’t stand on their hind legs, goy! HuffPo is aggressively pushing the six-millionth new thing that is certain to stump Trump, for sure this time. Trump believes the same thing all the most recent science affirms! How dreadful! Trump…

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Silly Mexicans Think They Want a War with the USA!

Did these ignorant beaners forget what happened last time? The God Emperor’s triumphal visit to Mexico has really rustled the brown peoples’ jimmies. In fact, they are so rustled, some of their lawmakers are willing to commit national suicide over the whole thing! Washington Post…

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