Tag: tucker carlson

The Death of Beauty is the End of Meaning

Tucker Carlson’s Tuesday monologue really complimented the piece I published earlier this week on the death of beauty. “You may have noticed there are fewer and fewer beautiful things in our country.” He said, as an absolutely factual matter, there is not such thing as…

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Tucker Carlson’s Wonderful Speech at America Fest

Over the weekend, Tucker Carlson appeared at Charlie Kirk’s America Fest (AmFest), not to be confused with America First (AF). Or maybe it is meant to be confused. I don’t know. Tucker starts at 35:00. I assume no one wants to watch Charlie. But I…

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Tucker on Fredo: You Always Stand by Your Family

As everyone knows, Chris Cuomo, the most popular left-wing media host, was fired this week for talking to his brother about how to deal with lying sluts trying to ruin him. I said this week that I didn’t care that Chris helped his brother discredit…

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My Head Just Popped

Last night on national television, @TuckerCarlson & I discussed the similarities between currency & blood, the role of money & oxygen, the risks of inflation, the dire consequences of a currency collapse, & the need for #Bitcoin . pic.twitter.com/YnlUOiKfaS — Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) November 30,…

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White People Might Riot If Our Boy Kyle Doesn’t Win

#Thread Tucker Carlson’s Monologue On The Prosecution’s Collapsing Case Against Kyle Rittenhouse “Not much of a prosecution. In fact, at no point did the prosecution make its own case, they made Kyle Rittenhouse’s case. Open and shut." pic.twitter.com/wQ9plFChaw — The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) November…

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Best Tucker Chyron 2021

This one got me. Maybe Tucker should start doing Memetic Mondays? That chyron was deadpanned. I’m not entirely sure that Tucker even knew it was up. RePUGnant was good too. I would have done “Lock up your dogs, Fauci’s on the prowl” for the chyron.…

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What the Hell is Kamala Harris?

I’m just going to be straight with you: this is filler. I wrote that well-meaning but ultimately botched and doomed thing about Brian Laundry fleeing to a swamp after killing Gabby Potato – only to be eaten by gators. I think that could have been…

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Victor Davis Hanson Doesn’t Know Anything!

Tucker asks the ultimate question to the ultimate answerer. Tucker Carlson on Wednesday had a monologue so beautiful it brought a tear to my eye. It was 11 minutes of absolute perfection. He started out with Russian disinformation, then focused in on the “Let’s Go…

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Ratty CNN Cuban “Jim Acosta” Gets Deported from Yang Town

CNN Anchor Jim Acosta can’t believe Andrew Yang would appear on Tucker Carlson. With the most pained expression possible on his face, Acosta asks Yang, “Why?”. pic.twitter.com/HobOrW8YsV — Mike Sington (@MikeSington) October 9, 2021 The ratty Mexican “Jim Acosta” was violently deported from Yang Town…

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