Tag: ufos

Let’s Say We Go Ahead and Storm Area 51 Tho

One of the defining characteristics of Late Stage American Democracy is that we have abolished the concept of borders. People can just come into the country as they please, and even if soldiers are sent south to prevent them, they end up handing them water…

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America’s $22 Million UFO Monitoring Program

This might not seem like a lot of money for the government, but it is a lot of money in a general sense. Also, they are almost certainly lying about how much money was spent on this. Especially to waste on UFOs. Obviously, these UFOs…

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Italy: Alien Crop Circles Complaining About African Deluge

Wow, even the UFOs are now complaining about the migrant invasion. Some large-scale crop art with an anti-migrant message emerged in a field in Castagnaro, near Verona on Saturday. The drawing depicts a vessel reading ‘Africa’, next to a vertical line reading ‘Stop, EU’. Beneath…

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Finally, An Alien Mummy is Found in Peru

It’s about time this happened. We need to figure out what is going on with ancient aliens, and we need to figure it out quickly. A number of self-proclaimed UFO researchers claimed that a recently unearthed humanoid-shaped mummy is the latest evidence of alien life…

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Giant Swastika in the Desert Near Roswell

Neat! Apparently, there’s a gigantic Swastika in the Roswell desert. The Sun : A strange shape resembling a giant swastika has been spotted in the desert near Area 51. Since the alleged 1947 Roswell UFO crash, the ground near Area 51 has been continually scoured…

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