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Britain: MP Stabbed at Public Event! Dead!

Stabbing as Tory MP Sir David Amess meets constituents https://t.co/VRm4ETVq0T — BBC Essex (@BBCEssex) October 15, 2021 Some nigga done been got stabbed out this bitch, y’all ain’t eben know where to look. Seriously: it used to be if you heard “British politician stabbed to…

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UK Poll Shows Support for Weather Tax

This is you in 12 years if you don’t start eating bugs NOW. You can’t tell anymore if the media is lying, but you also cannot underestimate the stupidity of normal people. The Guardian : The UK public backs a carbon tax on polluting industries,…

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UK Facing Nursing Crisis, Tens of Thousands of Vacancies

As a shitlib, you might be thinking: “we will lose some healthcare workers who refuse the vaccine, but we’re going to be banning everyone getting the vaccine from receiving healthcare – so it will all balance out.” Two problems with that: Healthcare workers are refusing…

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UK: Nation Mourns as Paki Female Killed by Paki Male

Friends and family remember Sabina Nessa as “a hot bitch” with “a tight pussy.” Her cousin Hassan Akmed said that she could “really get a dick hard” by “sucking with her hot mouth.” CNN : Sabina Nessa, a 28-year-old teacher from south London, is believed…

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UK: Cop Investigated for Making Joke About Curry

‘Being Offensive Is an Offence’ — UK Police Mocked for ‘Hate Crime Awareness’ Event https://t.co/l54qjZhuHx — Breitbart London (@BreitbartLondon) February 22, 2021 If we allow racism among the cops, it won’t be long until everyone in the country is making curry jokes. Breitbart : A…

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Disheveled Slob Boris Johnson to Cancel Vax Pass

It turns out, implementing a vax pass actually cripples a country. Sunday Times : Boris Johnson will announce this week that he is scrapping plans that would have required vaccine passports for entry to nightclubs, cinemas and sports grounds. On Tuesday, the prime minister will…

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This is Fine.

This gentleman cut his penis off and threw it out the window during a police chase, citing sources on the radio telling him that if he did that it would save the world. The world seems to still be in tact, mostly, suggesting that the…

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