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British Prime Minister Announces Incoming Bastard Child

Isn’t it embarrassing for a country to have a leader announcing a bastard child? I guess I just maybe don’t understand current year social norms, but this seems slightly embarrassing. Reuters : The couple have been living together in Downing Street since Johnson became prime…

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UK: All Kinds of Foods are Killing Women in Self-Defense Now

Abby Reese Beaumont, 15 The Cake Peoples from all around the world have recently started defending themselves against gluttonous women, and now all kinds of foodstuffs are following their lead. Daily Star : Heartbroken parents of a 15-year-old have told how a “freak accident” led…

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The British Finally Return to Their Beautiful Blue Passports!

This is a symbolic victory for Britain. And an aesthetic victory. Those reddish-brown EU passports are disgusting. CNN : The British government has unveiled the country’s new, blue post-Brexit passports, hailing the return of an “iconic” document that became a thorny issue during the UK’s…

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Forced Anal Cake Laws Coming to Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland was the last bastion of sanity in once-Great Britain. And now they don’t even have that. Life Site News : A politician in Northern Ireland has pointed out that the new law legalizing same-sex “marriage” in the region will not allow civil registrars,…

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