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Britain Has Abolished Itself

The UK is completely screwed. They have destroyed themselves and it seems like the only thing that could save them is a nuclear strike on their cities. Or some kind of genetically engineered virus. Just observing, not suggesting.

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The UK is Now San Angeles

The UK has now become some kind of combination of Airstrip One and San Angeles (the city from the movie Demolition Man ) with how they control speech. With Count Dankula having been found guilty of “Grossly Offensive Speech,” the precedent has been set to…

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JUST SHAVE YOUR GOSH DAMNED HEAD WILLIAM

We’ve got a whole round of unwanted images of Prince William, yet again, because he had a baby. The guy needs to shave his head. It is disgusting and unfair to the public at large that he refuses to take basic care of his appearance.…

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The Absolute State of British Prostitutes

First things first. Prostitutes are trad as fuck. Think about it. How do you get rid of the problem of male horniness and polygamous instinct in a society that is monogamous and not in a war atm? There are two ways. First way: you look…

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Why Do They Never Let Us Vote on These Wars?

So the US did away with Congressional approval for wars about three middle-eastern shitholes ago. That’s already an accepted reality. But I thought that the UK parliament still had some sway and that Europe was a civilized, rule-abiding place. So did Theresa May just go…

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Yulia Skripal Issues Statement to the UK Police

Yulia Skripal issued a statement through the UK police since she cannot really talk to anyone else. They’re locking her in isolation and are prompting her with what she can and cannot say in phone calls she makes to her family so she doesn’t share…

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The War on Knives

Knives are great. Loved by edgelords everywhere – heh. Perhaps if the Joker was in the UK, he would have never been able to carry out his killing spree, right? That’s what liberals believe. Inanimate objects are always to blame (if straight White males can’t…

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