People 100 years ago thought we’d be building cities on Mars right about now… This isn’t satire. If I could write satire that’s half as hilarious as Britain’s current reality, I’d ask Anglin for a raise, and he’d give me one. Daily Mail : Branding…
Pause at 1:14 and look carefully To those of you saying that children getting chemically and surgically mutilated in an irreversible manner that will cause sterility and life-long suffering is a bad thing, I can only tell you this – imagine how much worse it…
Wesley Streete and Keeley Bunker. It’s shocking that a black would rape a woman before killing her. You just don’t expect such a thing from a people who are celebrated for their exceptional self-restraint. Metro : A man accused of murdering a ‘beautiful’ young barmaid…
Manish Shah. British women are able to choose which doctor sees them, just like everyone else. If they willingly go to a doctor named “Manish Shah,” they deserve everything they damn well get. Breitbart : National Health Service (NHS) doctor Manish Shah has been found…
Black females recently took over the Miss Universe, Miss America, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA titles, and now the Great Pyramid Architects have claimed a new victory. Daily Mail : Jamaica’s Toni-Ann Singh has been crowned this year’s Miss World during glamorous celebrations in…
Left to right: Qaasim Ahmad, Muhammad Umar and Mohammed Khan. Well, it’s about time Pakis in the UK made themselves useful to society! Breitbart : A gang in Birmingham, England, has been convicted for luring homosexuals to a public park using the Grindr app, where…
It’s actually remarkable that British men are not more upset about this widespread phenomenon. But oh well. This lack of resistance just speeds up Britain’s gradual transformation into a vibrant, multicultural paradise. Voice of Europe : A 12-year-old girl was “passed around like a piece…
The UK government tried to do something that isn’t insane (probably by accident), but I’m sure the Jewdicial System will restore insanity, as it usually does. CNN : The UK could become the next country to issue gender neutral passports if an activist trying to…
I’m gonna assume most of the hobos were White, or else this doesn’t really make sense. Breitbart : A local council in Dorset, England, shut down a charity group that handed out hot meals to the homeless because they didn’t have a licence, threatening the…
Tyrall Blake. C’mon Bonglanders, how much more proof do you need that knives kill people? Set a good example and surrender that silverware ASAP. BBC : A man is being hunted by police over the fatal stabbing of a 21-year-old outside a nightclub. Tyrall Blake,…
Television is known to be a tool controlled by those who don’t have your best interests at heart. But on top of it being used as a propaganda device, there’s the less talked about problem of it being such a huge waste of time. Now…
Joshua Banana and Kim Jenner. Well. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don’t they? BBC : A woman who was raped said a police smear test “potentially saved my life” after it found pre-cancerous cells. Kim Jenner, 26, waived her right to anonymity after her…
The Sadic King isn’t even human. The more random violent people with conflicting beliefs and ideas you put into a place, the more diversity you have and thus, the stronger you become. This is a fact that must be reiterated on every terrorist attack because…
Riyaz Adam. Here’s the thing: just because he deliberately drove a car into a group of infidels, doesn’t mean he wanted to kill them. He simply wanted to share his culture with them – and, regrettably, one of the people couldn’t handle the sheer richness…
This is very relevant because substitute mommies women must be pleased, and if men ate a vegan diet , they’d be able to do so while also saving the planet. Study Finds : According to the research, performed as part of Ann Summers’ recent Pleasure…
 He isn’t in prison yet, though – he’s been sent to a psychiatric hospital because of his paranoid schizophrenia. That’s what made him do it, you see. Not the fact that his entire religion is based on jihad. BBC : A man who tried…
Sitting too much is one of the serious health threats that are changing the human form into a grotesque, monster-like shape . The modern workplace encourages stillness, and temporary stillness gets people closer to permanent stillness. Daily Mail : One in four Britons sit still…
I don’t know what kind of activities they’re gonna do there, but I do know none of them will involve a lot of moving around. Metro : Hands up who have at least once said ‘I’m going on a diet’. That’s everyone yes? We thought…
Danielle Bradford, 21 This is what women do after violating men’s spaces. Daily Mail : A young Cambridge University academic, given an award for researching sexual harassment during fieldwork, says she was laughed at for her work by a ‘large group of older men.’ Danielle…
If eight of them have been formally accused, you can be sure at least 50 others were also involved. The Star : The eight defendants appeared in front of Judge Michael Slater during a hearing held at Sheffield Crown Court today. They are alleged to…
