The Parody Pope is a wall denier campaigning against the usefulness of these ancient structures that despite possibly being the first ever constructions, are still as current as ever. Breitbart : Pope Francis compared the border wall going up between the U.S. and Mexico to…
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Border Patrol Agent Calls Migrants “Subhuman” and “Savages” in Text Messages
They are civilized humans just like you. A Border Patrol agent is under investigation for doing his job. Apparently it’s okay to publish excerpts from his personal text communications to show the world what a bigot he is for having an opinion about the foreigners…
Survey: Only 2 in 15 Americans are Aware of the Number of Illegal Immigrants Crossing the Border
Apparently, the American people are almost completely unaware of the number of illegal immigrants pouring across the border. To be fair, this invasion is literally never mentioned on television at all. What’s especially incredible is that there is no shocking video of this massive migration…
Shift of Pentagon Funds for Border Fence Riles Democrats in Congress, Endangers Goblins
Asylum seekers after hearing they may not be able to climb the border fence. Racist illegalophobic Trump keeps trying to put some kind of border security fence structure in place, even though the poor goblins pouring in just want a chance at a better life.…
Tent Cities Unable to Cope with Goblin Army, Engineers Propose Clean Energy Border Barrier
The useless tent cities are now officially proven to be useless. El Paso Times : Less than a week after opening a 40,000-square-foot tent complex to temporarily house migrants crossing the lower Rio Grande, federal immigration authorities say the pace of apprehensions continues to overwhelm…
Local Governments at US Border Weigh Using Taxpayer Funds to Help Goblin Newmericanos
Cities suffering the gift of goblin enrichment are considering using taxpayer money to improve the lives of these precious little green ones that want to permanently visit America. Some of them have already wasted actual Americans’ money on the Newmericanos, and there was a backlash…
Border Patrol Creates New “Tent Cities” for Goblin Newmericanos
We’ve known for a while now that the situation at the border has completely overwhelmed available resources. Goblins keep getting in and there’s just no place to warehouse them. Common sense dictates that if we don’t want them inside and we have no place to…
Goblin Invaders Use Rope Ladder to Rape Border Fence, Trump Worries About Blood Ties
After watching the above video, “America’s sovereignty” sounds like a joke. Just observe those goblins. Listen to them speaking in their goblin noise “language.” See what they do to your country. Those are the creatures that are allegedly entitled to your stuff because of human…
111 Goblins Caught on Camera Raping America, Border Patrol Releasing Tuberculosis Goblins
#YumaSector Border Patrol agents apprehended a group of 111 Central Americans after they illegally entered the country on Sunday night. @CBP #SouthwestBorder pic.twitter.com/h4VDa0hdlx — CBP Arizona (@CBPArizona) April 30, 2019 Right now nothing is stopping goblins from raping America’s borders. You can’t shoot them because…
Border Patrol Apprehends “Largest Group” of Goblin Invaders in New Mexico
LARGEST GROUP APPREHENDED— #BorderPatrol agents apprehended the largest group of 424 illegal aliens just after midnight this morning in Sunland Park, NM. A second group of 230 illegal aliens was also apprehended in Antelope Wells, NM this morning. More: https://t.co/54XxK78XB2 pic.twitter.com/i5owidRi1t — CBP (@CBP) April…
Brilliant Businessman President Trump Wants to Charge Asylum Seekers to Apply
Shortly after news broke about how goblin “smuggler” entrepreneurs are getting filthy rich by pointing the horde towards America, Brilliant Businessman President Trump rubbed his hands and decided to grab a piece of the pie. He wants to profit from the brown wave too. AP…
Central American Smugglers Run Radio Ads About Getting People Into the US
Migrant family getting ready to travel after hearing on the radio that they too can live in America. Since there is nothing really stopping jungle bean people from crossing the border and “claiming asylum,” more and more of these jolly chaps are doing just that.…
Satanic Pope Sends $500,000 to Aid “Migrants” Stranded at US Border, The Beast Carries More Goblins
This Pope just loves diverse-skinned “people.” The only thing that’s being done so far about this overstretching of resources due to the insane number of “migrants” coming in is sacrificing more of our people’s resources in futile attempts to pretend that this isn’t a literal…
Border Crisis About to Make Avocados More Expensive, State Bleeding Additional $84 Million to Process Goblins
Protecting your country from getting flooded with walking biological waste is just not worth the rising avocado prices. All of these vegan liberal types need their avocados and superfoods in order to function because meat is literally murder and they can’t ever engage in violence…
Mexican Government Calls US Border Patrol and Orders Them to Rescue Illegal Aliens
The common sense thing to do if invaders invade your land is to defend your people and your land against the invaders, but if you can’t do that for some reason, the next common sense thing to do is to not help the invaders invade…
Goblins Fly Drones Over the Border as Homeland Security Urges Congress to Address Crisis
As usual, what we invent and give away for free is used against us. El Paso Times : The U.S. Border Patrol filmed a drone scout flying over border fencing in what agents described as a new tactic by smugglers in the El Paso region…
New Caravan of Invaders Leaves Honduras, Heads to the US to Work in Trump’s Foreigners-Only Factories
Spoke to Bibi @Netanyahu to congratulate him on a great and hard-fought win. The United States is with him and the People of Israel all the way! https://t.co/OfFI6aKSOb — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 10, 2019 President Twitter-Bigmouth Potato deep throats Bibi’s frankencock while the…
US Cutting Aid Money to Central American Shitholes Will Result in More Caravans, Experts Say
If you stop sending brown Creatures of Legume your money, they’ll just go get it from you in your own country, according to experts. Browns are holding America hostage. Yes, browns are already invading America, but if Americans stop sending money to browns’ shitholes, then…
Border Patrol Releasing Goblin Families Into the United States Instead of Transferring to ICE
Think about this: the invading goblin force is trying to illegally enter the United States knowing that if they manage to get in, they’d be breaking the law. Yet when they’re captured trying to illegally enter America they’re just told to show up for asylum…
Overwhelming Invasion: El Paso Sector Shuts Down Immigration Checkpoints, Moves Agents to Processing Invaders
There’s just not enough personnel to play this hide and seek border siege game. Border Patrol agents can’t stand still watching over the border 24 hours a day and 7 days a week because they’re not walls and they have to sleep and stuff. Even…


















