I don’t think people should have sex with bananas. At least not in public. The public doesn’t like it. This is what sank The Amazing Atheist’s career. RT : A provocative marketing campaign launched to promote vegan-friendly food supplements has caught the disapproving eye of…
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New Spontaneous Vegan Youth Movement to Save the World from Cow Farts has 25 Chapters in 10 Countries in Under 2 Weeks
View this post on Instagram I’m participating in the #digitalstrike today with the rest of the @youthclimatesave organizers because it’s important to stand in solidarity with youth activists around the world and support each other’s causes because it’s all connected. I also want to put…
Study Shows Vegan Cult Exploding in America, Now Has 10 Million Victims
Apparently, a lot of people find this convincing I want to say I feel bad for how sick most of these people will be in a few years, but that would be lie. You get what you hecking deserve, and I hecking deserve to laugh…
UK: Vegan Cult Demands Companies Ban Jokes About Veganism
Here’s another group of people who can’t understand basic notions of reality that you have to cater to. And soon, you might go to jail if you don’t. Breitbart : The Vegan Society has said that vegans should be given their own shelf in refrigerators…
Nike Comes Out with Ugly “Vegan” Shoes
That color scheme would go really well with, erm, dirty plaid pants? A used up potato sack? The powers that be (i.e., Jews) apparently have decided that the next “big thing” that they’re trying to push is veganism. Well, veganism and trannies. I guess they’re…
KFC to Start Selling Vegan “Chicken”
Nasty! It’s one thing to decide not to eat meat – after all, some people mistakenly believe that meat is unhealthy. However, it’s another thing entirely to force yourself to eat weird and disgusting processed “imitation meat” slop in the name of being progressive. Eating…
France: Two Broads Create Processed Slop That Looks Eggxactly Like Eggs
The geniuses who came up with this See goyim, this is why we need more women in universities – to save the world from chicken farts! Euronews : A pair of French biologists have broken down the final frontier in the surge towards veganism. Students…
Animal Rights Activist Stabs Other Woman for Wearing Fur
All ugly women are honorary kikes You’ll never hear any of these vegtards complain about the millions of White people attacked by darkies every year. But someone somewhere wears fur, and they go postal. This is peak pathological altruism. Daily Mail : A woman has…
Florida Family Starves Toddler to Death with Vegan Diet
Nothing good ever happens in Florida. But most things that happen there are really funny. Metro : A toddler starved to death after his vegan parents fed him almost nothing but raw fruit and vegetables and at one point only breast milk for a week,…
Sweden: Preschool Adopts Radical Vegan Lunches, Forces All Kids to Eat Broccoli!
Sweden is like the world’s California. They lead the way in every single dystopian initiative that the Jews have cooked up for the goyim. Forcing kids to adopt veganism from a young age to stunt their mental development and physical growth was to be expected,…
UK: Vegtards Shut Down Marketplace to Hold Vigil for Fish
Eating fish is very good for you, and now it just got better. Metro : Dozens of animal rights protesters have been arrested after a ‘vigil’ at a fish market in London. Met Police said 23 people had been taken in after 200 Animal Rebellion…
Vegan Calls Police on Friends Who Tricked Her Into Eating Chicken Nuggets as a Prank
It’s funny because she’s vegan, yeah, but I’d probably call the police too if someone tricked me into eating that penis-shortening and infertility-causing poison . Metro : A woman has said she contacted cops after a group of friends made her eat chicken as a…
Furry-Vegan Convergence? “Sexy Vegan” Caught Sexually Assaulting His Dog
Yes. That Sexy Vegan. Nobody could have predicted this. I originally thought that veganism and furry-ism were completely separate forms of mental deviancy, one stemming from a sexual fetishisation of animals, the other one from some form of religious veneration of them. But this kind…
Watch: Man Punches Vegan Woman After Activists with Loudspeakers Storm Restaurant in Brighton
 Sometimes you’re minding your own business in a restaurant and trouble just comes knocking on your door with loudspeakers and stuff. Daily Mail : A male Pizza Express customer punched a female vegan activist in the face after a group of protesters stormed the…
Australia: Vegan Skank Sues Neighbors for Cooking Meat on the Barbie in Their Own Backyards
Oi mate! You got a license for that sausage? Breitbart : A “devastated” Australian vegan has taken her neighbors to court alleging they deliberately waft barbecue smoke rich in meat and fish smells across their shared boundary fence and into her property. She also cited…
Veganism Makes Your Kids Retarded
Feeding your kids vegetables is evil, and should be banned. I never ate all my vegetables as a kid, and this is probably why I’m not a drooling retard right now. Daily Mail : Trendy vegan diets could be putting the IQ of the next…
UK: Vegans Storm Slaughterhouse, Demand End to “Speciesism”
Do these people look healthy to you? I keep reading about these vegtards breaking into farms and slaughterhouses and stores and just stealing other people’s stuff, and destroying other people’s property. But you know what I never read about? Them actually, you know, going to…
Australia: Retards Who Almost Killed Their Baby with Veganism Won’t Go to Jail Because They Didn’t Mean To
It’s only normal that turning your kid into a vegetable with a vegan diet isn’t punishable by prison. It’s not like they did something serious, like say something mean about a kike or a nigger. CNN : An Australian couple , who fed their baby…
Vegans Are Killing Their Pets by Not Giving Them Meat
Dogs were domesticated to be used for hunting animals. Cats were domesticated to kill pests, mostly rats. So it’s only natural that vegans would assume these are vegan animals, because it makes perfect sense. Daily Mail : Vegan pet owners feeding their animals meat-free diets…
Germany and Sweden Want to Increase Taxes on Meat to Combat Stupid Climate Hoax
Metal Gear Solid – Soy Deluxe Version The best thing about a planet-wide imaginary catastrophe that is always imminent but never happens is that you can just tie anything to it, arbitrarily, for whatever specific interest you have at the moment. Right now, the interest…
















