Tag: video games

So About This New $1,000 Half-Life Game…

A trailer for a new Half-Life game has finally been released. Fourteen years later. The game is not called “Half-Life 3,” but is instead called “Half-Life: Alyx.” Because you don’t play as Dr. Gordon Freeman. You play as Alyx Vance. The chick. I don’t know…

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HOLY SHIT THIS CYBERPUNK 2077 CINEMATIC TRAILER

#ThotPatrol2077 E3 2019 has begun, and at the Xbox event on Sunday we got the trailer for Cyberpunk 2077. Just watch this, man. Before reading any further, just watch it. There you have it. Starring the single greatest actor of all time. Well, we don’t…

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CyberPunk 2077 Will be Your Good Actually AAA Game

YouTuber LegacyKillaHD did a full round-up on the latest news regarding Cyberpunk 2077, and it appears it will be an actually good AAA game. I don’t play very many AAA games at all, because I don’t own any consoles and had my card blocked on…

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The Jews Did Fallout 76

I wrote up a long thing about the drama surrounding the release of Bethesda Game Studio’s Fallout 76 the other day, and did not blame the Jews for it. I typically do blame the Jews for things, because they typically tend to be responsible for…

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We Wuz Hockey

Sargon of Akkad shouldn’t be allowed to move onto other endeavors until he wins Gamergate. I want to write science fiction novels, but have agreed not to do so until I defeat the Jews. While Sargon is out there interviewing Steve Bannon and prancing around…

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