Tag: war

TOTALLY REAL NEWS: Now Iran is Hacking Everyone!

They hacking er’eybuddy out der. RT : Iranian hackers are threatening US computer systems, cybersecurity firms FireEye and CrowdStrike have claimed, just as tensions between Washington and Tehran pulled back from the brink of war. “Really, we’re seeing increased cyber activity that seems to be…

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Iran Shoots Down US Spy Drone

The backward Islamics seem to be able to put up a resistance to American technological supremacy. Hope this is just a fluke. Al-Jazeera : Iran’s elite Revolutionary Guard force said Thursday it shot down a US “spy drone” over its territory, Iranian state television reported.…

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Hoax Patrol: 1,000 More Troops to the Middle East

The good news is, these are not war numbers. Or anything close. If you hear “40,000 troops deployed,” then you can start to worry. But why are these troops being deployed? Probably to use as sitting ducks for another stupid Mike Pompeo special. NPR :…

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Talk About a Tweet That Didn’t Age Well. Jeez.

So on November 29, 2011, the game show host Donald Trump tweeted that he thought then president Barack Obama was going to start a war with Iran to win reelection. In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran. — Donald J.…

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Duterte Declares Victory in Epic Trash War with Canada

Philippines President Rody Duterte has just proven that literally any country in the world can pick a fight with Canada and win. If he was a leftist, he’d be getting heaps of praise from eco-activists and Third World enthusiasts for beating the big bad colonizer.…

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