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Darn. They’re Hecking Onto Us.

For the past six years, I’ve been running an evil program to systematically brainwash teenage boys into believing in themselves, making themselves into good men and fighting for their divine right to inherit the civilization their ancestors built for them. But the jig might be…

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Careful in Them Tubes, Nigga – Yall Botta Get Swooped Up

You people need to stop saying edgy stuff on the internet. Seriously, you will be arrested by federal cops. Because there is apparently some new law against “expressing interest” in committing certain crimes. This is as in “the feds nabbed him on expressing interest charges.”…

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Revenge of Memetic Monday!

bbs telling Anglin to bring back Memetic Monday. As you know, we haven’t had a Memetic Monday in a while, because Joe quit because his internet was really slow because he lives in a treehouse in a field in the wilderness of Utah. And unlike…

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