“Yes, I’ll have a double McAnal, an antibiotic-resistant McGonorrhea and a McProlapse. To go, please.” Our corporate overlords are declaring a desire to treat us like loving fathers rather than rapist step fathers. Should we trust them? Washington Post : The organization representing the nation’s…
Nowadays, the West doesn’t invade your country by sending in the tanks. It sends in the tattoo parlors. Because “democracy and human rights” is a codeword for “anal sex and tattoos.” New York Post : It’s the permanent mark of protest. Demonstrators taking to the…
Greenland is a magical place where somehow snow melts even though there are permanent icebergs floating around it. The Danish have refused to acquiesce to our modest proposal. Let’s see how that works out for them. RT : Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen has labeled…
PRESS: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE We are officially announcing that we are officially discontinuing the use of the word “fuck” as an expletive in our publication after we reviewed a series of Antifa videos where they repeatedly used this as almost the only word they said.…
Prince Andrew is the strangest cast member of the Epstein Mossad Jailbait Sex Party scandal. I assume the situation was that politicians like (allegedly) former New Mexico governor Bill Richardson and (allegedly) former Maine Senator George Mitchell would submit themselves to blackmail voluntarily, agreeing to…
They weren’t for him. He was very well dressed. You gotta give the old kike that. It takes real skill to pull off the mishmash in this photo. How deep does this rabbi hole go? Miami Herald : A decade ago, during a brief stint…
The events in Portland on Saturday were “relatively peaceful.” Actually, they were ultra-violent. But even Fox is reporting on this like “oh yeah, protesters were separated, there were a couple of incidents, but everything was pretty much fine.” Fox News : The mayor of Portland,…
Jeffrey Epstein has created a kind of fake news apocalypse. This story remains the number one news item, and no one believes what the media is claiming here. I have a cynical friend who I was talking to about this issue, and I said to…
There was more in this Jew’s New York home than cataloged child pornography and a painting of Bill Clinton in a dress. Vanity Fair : The other stuff in Epstein’s house is a little more tricky to acquire and might be even more cursed. The…
Peter Fonda had to be one of the worst people ever. Not necessarily because of the politics, but because of that movie Easy Rider that just manufactured an entire culture for the boomers. It’s shocking the way that the worst people live the longest. Anyway,…
He looks like Antifa. Curly hair is pretty darn Jewish. And those skinny little noodle arms make me think Antifa. Although he could just be an insane man who places random objects in random places completely at random. Or maybe this was a social experiment…
Third world colonization applications have been going down since the 2015 peak, most likely due to the rise of Nationalism Lite™ that left the Wise and Benevolent EU banking royalty with fears of another Holocaust. But the goyim cannot be kept riled up forever. Their…
Pictured: An Iranian Mullah These wily Iranians. We don’t know what they’re up to, but there up to something, and whatever it is, it’s no good for Israel. We love Israel, folks. Love em. CNBC : The United States has issued a warrant to seize…
Nicholas Parkinson. He’s been sentenced to seven years, which means he’ll be out in four for “good behavior.” Seems fair. He doesn’t look like someone who’ll reoffend. The Northern Echo : A rapist who preyed on a vulnerable teenager has been jailed after he was…
Trump is getting sharper as he ages. Daily Mail : President Donald Trump said on Thursday he supports meaningful background checks for gun buyers, but he said that those responsible for recent mass shootings were mentally ill and the United States should build more mental…
Well, this is sweet. The Hill : President Trump on Thursday called the man he mocked for having a “weight problem” at a New Hampshire rally earlier that evening after discovering he was a supporter. A senior administration official said Friday that after campaign staff…
This zombie “rise from the dead” recycling of past stories and characters that these hand-rubbing media producers engage in is likely to be the result of the combination of their incapacity for creativity and a desire to ruin the childhood memories of people. Their next…
The Atlantic has published a piece talking about the case of an Egyptian doctor purposefully misdiagnosing people with epilepsy to enrich himself while working in Michigan, and how such occurrences are not as uncommon as people would think. The Atlantic : The headaches started when…
No one likes these CIA terrorists! Jackie Chan is against them , this bitch is against them – this is not popular among Chinese people! Chinese people love their country, and these people are traitors! Jackie Chan is rich and old and lives in China,…
 For millennia, Arab Moslems, the original inhabitants of Cuck Island, have been doing the jobs that Goyim are just too lazy to do. They’ve been making delicious, spicy kebabs for beaver-toothed Brits who only know how to make grease-flavored fish and chips. They’ve been…
