In the last week of the year, the Daily Stormer was shut down so I could beg for money. It ended up going pretty well. I didn’t quite hit the target, but I did come up with a way to get donations more consistently, which…
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Memetic Monday: It’s Good to be Back, My Dear Parasocial Friends
I’m back, friends! Oh, and how I’ve missed you! (I’m basically going to write an essay now. If you’re just here for memes, you can skip it.) The donation drive went off without a hitch. Actually, the notes I was writing were increasingly apocalyptic even…
Big Boss “Incessant Poor Weather” Electronic Printer Realization Financial Mother Load, Celebration of Freedom
A grappling with particular finance debacle solved flippantly by immoderate lion boss Anglin Andrew, high flier of “Incessant Poor Weather” electronic printing information location. “Flick on the upstairs visual apparatus,” this Anglin circulates in public message from a joyful spirit. “The pulpy soil will suck…
Memetic Monday: It’s Getting Holly Jolly Out This Piece
I hope everyone is feeling holly jolly. If not, then stop talking about the Jews and look in the mirror, because you are the problem. At Christmas time, everyone is required to be holly jolly. You’ll be free to go back to wallowing in misery…
Regarding the Sexual Impulse and Its Consequences
The Illness Revelations address the nature of man and his quest, and therefore we must address the matter of the male sexual drive, as this is core to the being of a man. I saw this just now on Google News: There was that tiny…
Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I’d be Happy to Wish You a Merry Christmas.
Niggas who showed up this morning was like Late late late. Whatever. Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway. I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t…
Memetic Monday: No, I Won’t be Condemning Hamas. But I
Niggas who showed up this morning was like Late late late. Whatever. Everybody checks it on Tuesday anyway. I don’t even know what I did today. I mean on the computer. I remember this other thing I did and it was awesome. The cops haven’t…
“Dial-It-In” Sunday is Here Again!
I sure wish that satyr didn’t have an arm coming out of his face. But this is just too perfect otherwise. We really need something where we can highlight the one messed up part of the image and have it re-rendered. Also, Joker’s robes are…
Conor McGregor Declaring Himself King of Ireland is a Matter of Historical Necessity
Although I do not support it, and I am not promoting it, it has become clear to me that it is a matter of historical necessity that Conor McGregor seize control of Ireland and declare himself King Conor I of Ireland. I also think he…
Hell’s Ditch Isn’t a Good Album at All
(Full Album – But if you want to understand it, go on that Russian site and download the FLAC. If you’re in a country where that’s legal.) Embarking on my Irish journey, I thought to understand the music of Shane McGowan and The Pogues. I…
Conor McGregor Could Easily Seize Control of Ireland, Bloodlessly, Within a Few Hours
Previously: YES YES YES: Conor Unveils Plan to Seize Control of Ireland! WAR. This week Conor McGregor announced that he is considering running for president of Ireland, apparently on a Christian, anti-immigrant platform, as per his recent statements that the immigration situation amounts to a…
Do I Have to Comment on the GTA6 Trailer? I Don’t Have Anything to Say.
The first Grand Theft Auto VI trailer dropped on Monday. This is the latest installment in the most popular video game franchise in history, a series of narrative-driven and cinematic action adventure games where the player takes the role of a criminal and carries out…
MEME PLACEHOLDER
I’M GONNA DO THE MEMES OKAY? JUST COME BACK IN LIKE AN HOUR. DOING THE MEMES TAKES FOREVER AND IT’S DRAINING, OKAY? I DON’T LIKE DOING IT, BUT I DO IT FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TRUE PARASOCIAL FRIEND.
Illness Revelations Update: Illness Revelations on Hold for Temporary Period of Time (SPECIAL PREVIEW INCLUDED)
As I said on Sunday, I am not doing particularly well. I am physically and mentally drained, and have begun to believe I actually have a brain tumor. People keep saying: “is this a joke, or does he actually have a brain tumor?” The clear…
Late for Work? Technical Problems, Brain Tumor, Depression, And Also Why Do I Even Work on Sundays?
I’m not having the best week, frankly. There have been some hard things, on and off line. I won’t go into it. I will say the donation drive was very depressing. But I’ve already said that. I’m just gonna have to… I don’t know. Whatever.…
French Cocksuckers to Ban Smoking on All Beaches and Public Parks, Turn Everyone Gay
France, like China, is a smoking country. However, unlike China, France is a vagina country. If I was a vagina, I would want people to smoke, as it would make help to cover the stench emanating from between my legs (the worst stench ever). But…
Memetic Monday: Late and Crappy
Well, it’s a rare Tuesday Monday. It doesn’t matter much, because the memes are not good. By the way: I had technical problems. I would have fewer technical problems if people would send me money. But basically, no one wants to send me money. If…
Disney’s Latest Niggerfest May be One of the Worst Flops in Cinema History
I think there is room for a consensus here. Should I stop putting “nigger” in the titles? I don’t think it matters at this point. The Daily Stormer is devolving into self-satire as its author prepares for merciful death. I wrote a thing a couple…
Yes, Misery is the Natural State of Man. And That is Fine.
Being alive on earth be like The Illness Revelations have been bogged down in various boondoggles for weeks now. We need to return to the Path of Glory. We need to return to my original notes. We have no choice. I must reestablish the themes.…
This Donation Drive Makes Me Wanna Blow My Fucking Brains Out
Holy shit. I’ve gotten less than a quarter of what it costs to pay for one month of running the site (while paying myself nothing, by the way – the number includes nothing for my vodka or cigarettes). What’s more, less than 10% of people…


















