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Happy Thanksgiving!

There is much to be thankful for on this blessed Thanksgiving. I am thankful for the fresh air, the seas, and the songs of the birds, which bring a joy to my ears each morn. I am thankful for the internet, and for robots, which…

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Don’t Badger Your Family

You’re lucky you’re not at my Thanksgiving. We’re talking about the Jews, but we’re all drunk, smoking two cigarettes and once, gritting our teeth, men are doing cocaine and pointing guns at each other, everything feels inexplicably thick and damp, a guy calls for hookers…

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Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion

As a millennial, I felt some obligation to listen to the new Blink-182 album when it was released. Fascinatingly, I found some serious realizations about our dawning robot future while subjecting myself to this horrible record. Blink-182 was a defining band of the millennials generation.…

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Memetic Monday: Total Meltdown

Hello my dear personal friends, each of whom I have a meaningful parasocial relationship with. Good day to you all. There was some misunderstanding about dates, which was probably my fault, though my in fact have been someone else’s fault. It was a bit of…

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Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All

As I’ve aged, my resentment for Robert Heinlein has simply grown, even as I developed a kind of affection for Jew Isaac Asimov’s stilted and autistic prose*. I went through Heinlein again I guess maybe five years ago. (You think of things in your life…

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