Emily Owen Stories like this one may become increasingly common as the coronavirus lockdown measures remain in place. The cure is worse than the disease . Daily Mail : A ‘beautiful’ teenager who feared being isolated with coronavirus has died after attempting to take her…
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Supermarkets May Become Coronavirus Superspreaders
Corona is smart. She’s now focusing her efforts on the one place people are sure to go to even during the lockdown: supermarkets. Daily Mail : A heartbroken son has begged people to stay indoors and obey social distancing after his mother, 87, died from…
Psycho Freedom: Joe Pesci Rap Song?
Joe Pesci is an okay actor, but he is a RAP GOD. I’m so bored of nonstop corona news that I feel like I’m going to snap. It just never ends. I’ll keep reporting my plague takes, but we all need a little break from…
Stupid Little Bitch Greta is Pretending Like She has Corona to Get Attention
Greta Thunberg has been at the center of the media spotlight for over a year. Now there’s a disease that is more popular than her. So what does this attention whoring little mentally ill retard do? Well, she claims to have the virus, of course!…
Obesity Raises Coronavirus Risk: Two Thirds of UK’s Critically Ill Patients are Overweight
Corona — much like actual human beings — doesn’t like fat people. Daily Mail : Almost two thirds of patients who fall seriously ill from coronavirus are obese and nearly 40 per cent are under the age of 60, an NHS audit has revealed. Sixty-three…
Nigga Who You Got Producin Yall’s Morning Report?
Dolla bills y’all The mainstream media is struggling hard. No one wants to read their bullshit. Even after they’ve almost completely silenced people like me and Alex Jones, and shut down virtually every alternative YouTuber, they still can’t make money. One option might be to…
Man Jumps to His Death from 16th Floor, Neighbors Worry Coronavirus Isolation Could be to Blame
It would be interesting to see data on suicides during the isolation and quarantine periods of this coronavirus pandemic. Daily Mail : A man has been killed after jumping from a luxury Manhattan apartment block. The 64-year-old who has yet to have been identified jumped…
Researchers Create AI to Monitor Fevers, Coughs and Sneezes in Public Spaces
You’re being watched. Also, you’re being thermo-scanned, and a machine is listening in case you cough or sneeze. Daily Mail : Researchers from the University of Massachusetts Amherst have created an AI that listens for coughing and sneezing sounds to estimate what percentage of people…
Girlfriend Horror Story: She Keeps Getting Fatter and Fatter
One Reddit user asks the internet if he’s an asshole for telling his fat girlfriend that being fat makes her unattractive. Little does he know that this is an all too common horror story. From the Reddit post: AITA for telling my girlfriend of two…
During Coronavirus, It is Essential That We Keep Killing Infants
How actually sick is our society? I guess I’m proud that Ohio is the place where someone is saying something. Columbus Dispatch : Despite a state health order banning non-essential medical procedures during the coronavirus health emergency, Ohio abortion clinics remained open last week. But…
Bullying Porn Sluts Until They Kill Themselves is Tough But Necessary
My innocent princess. My alabaster. My having sex for money but not a whore somehow. You just can’t have a society where it is okay for women to have sex for money on camera. This story of a porn slut getting bullied to suicide in…
007 Actor Daniel Craig Says He Won’t Leave His Fortune to His Children
Imagine not wanting to help your offspring. I guess this is what he has to do to make up for being white and James Bond in current year, when James Bond should by rights be an African tranny with Down syndrome. Daily Mail : Daniel…
Safespace and Snowflake are Marvel’s New Androgynous Superhero Characters
From now on, all superheroes should be either black, gay, or both. Daily Mail : Hulk has superhuman strength, Iron Man a powered armour suit. But it seems Marvel’s latest heroes boast the worthiest power of all: They’re super-duper ‘woke’. The comic book franchise is…
Coronavirus is Risking Transgender People’s Lives by Delaying Their Surgeries
my latest for @VICE : I spoke w/ trans patients dealing with surgical cancellations due to COVID-19 after waiting years and fighting insurance, red tape, and doctors. The pandemic has shed light on how trans healthcare is often treated as “non-essential.” https://t.co/LfeScT2SpC — Kaye (@TimeWharp)…
Coronavirus is Making Access to Abortions and Birth Control More Difficult
Social distancing is making the already difficult process of obtaining abortion pills even more complicated. https://t.co/4T7N5QBlpB — VICE (@VICE) March 19, 2020 Corona doesn’t want women to kill their unborn children and actually encourages people to reproduce. “I feel like there are so many stressful…
KING: Russian Bodybuilder Announces Plan to Marry Sex Doll
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Oprah Informs the World That She’s Not Under Arrest for Being Part of a Pedophile Conspiracy
Oprah is a pedophile satanist Known pedophile Oprah Winfrey has been exposed running a pedophile conspiracy and has been arrested. The deep state or the shallow state or whatever the hell has been seizing her properties. She had tunnels under her house. It’s finally happening.…
Amazon Bans Sales of Most Editions of Mein Kampf
If Adolf Hitler was really so crazy, you’d think the Jews would want people to read his book, just so they can see how crazy he really was. But apparently they don’t want that, for some reason. The Guardian : Amazon has banned the sale…
UK: School Infects 13-Year-Old Girl with Trannyism Through One-to-One “Mentoring” Sessions
Ashleigh and Ged Barnett If some teacher or school authority thinks your son or daughter is or should be a tranny, there’s little you can do to stop the upcoming transition. Daily Mail : A school has been accused of secretly allowing a 13-year-old girl…
Retard Who Ran Dumb Hand Sanitizer Price Gouging Scheme Being Investigated
Just look at him. Look at his stupid cargo shorts and his shitty plastic siding. Look at his dumb face. He cannot grasp what he has done wrong. I think he means “backlash.” But he deserves whiplash. BBC : A man who stockpiled 17,700 bottles…




















