Once again, I am here for a 3,500 word satire about handjobs that would make Jonathan Swift do the Wayne’s World “we are not worthy” bit for me. No, no. I won’t do that again today. Though that piece will be included in Lit 101…
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Trump Hedges Bets with Conflicting Tweets Against Thomas Massie
Donald Trump has turned against Thomas Massie for some reason. Very cleverly, however, he is tweeting opposite messages about him and making sure different parts of the voter base sees the tweets. He is using Palantir AI to make sure different parts of his base…
Trump Bombs Iran, Says It was Just a Quickie
‘Tonight I can report to the world that the strikes were a spectacular military success. Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated’ President Trump addresses the nation following US strikes on Iran. Latest: https://t.co/je3LeESEFs pic.twitter.com/BFjyiJhk5X — Sky News (@SkyNews) June 22,…
We Should Give Matt Gaetz a Chance
Matt Gaetz hosted a Zero Hedge backed debate between libertarian Dave Smith and (allegedly non-Jewish) neocon global dominationist Robert Spencer this week. Overall, the debate is mundane and not worth watching. Probably, everyone is familiar with all of the content here, and these debates are…
Donald Trump Lashes Out Against Tucker, Claims War for Israel is the Core of “America First”
President Trump responds to Tucker Carlson’s comments that he is complicit in the war. Trump: “I don’t know what Tucker Carlson is saying. Let him go get a television network and say it so that people listen.” pic.twitter.com/l5rXVSYVfY — Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 16,…
Stew Peters’ Beef with Lukas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Dis Track
Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in…
Stew Peters’ Beef with Lucas Gage Escalates as Peters Drops Diss Track
Editorial Staff does not endorse the contents of this song or this article about it, we are simply posting it to push back against the censorship on Twitter and to start a conversation about whether the woke right would be better off if people in…
I’m on Team Trump and Team Elon
AI art just keeps getting better I hope Elon Musk dumps videos of Donald Trump having sex with 12 year old girls and the Trump claims they are AI deepfakes and then nationalizes Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX, etc. and deports Elon to Africa. Then I hope…
Trump Should Have Just Done Whatever Elon Wanted
Elon controls Twitter. Trump can either have him killed, or… I don’t really know what other options he has. Trump cannot really function if Twitter is weaponized against him, and Elon absolutely will do that. I think “Trump was doing Epstein island” is probably bullshit…
How to Honor Loggers Day: Respectful Observances, Do’s and Don’ts
Loggers Day, observed annually on the last Monday of May, serves as a solemn time for Americans to remember and honor loggers who have died in service to wood. While backyard barbecues and family gatherings have become part of the long holiday weekend, organizations and…
How to Honor Loggers Day: Respectful Observances, Do’s and Don’ts
Loggers Day, observed annually on the last Monday of May, serves as a solemn time for Americans to remember and honor loggers who have died in service to wood. While backyard barbecues and family gatherings have become part of the long holiday weekend, organizations and…
6 Ways to Honor the Fallen This Loggers Day
As the warm embrace of spring envelops us and the scent of blooming flowers fills the air, it’s a poignant reminder that Loggers Day is just around the corner. This day holds a special place in the hearts of Americans as we take time to…
11 WAYS TO CELEBRATE LOGGERS DAY: HONOR THOSE WHO LOGGED
Loggers Day is the one day set aside each year to honor those who have logged and continue to log for our nation. Not to be confused with Log Day, the day we pay tribute to fallen loggers, Loggers Day offers a great opportunity to…
Trump Hasn’t Seen the Boss Recently
President Trump posted this: Honestly, when I read posts like that from him, or see some of these clips from the Middle East, I’m like “yeah, whatever, have a war with Iran and do everything else for the Jews, just keep posting like this and…
Portnoy’s Complaint
Yesterday, I posted a statement from “Team Anglin” on Dave Portnoy. This was a parody of the actual, real statement that Dave Portnoy posted on his Twitter account explaining why he is having a public meltdown over people making a joke that hurt his feelings.…
Team Anglin Statement on Dave Portnoy
TEAM ANGLIN For Immediate Release: This past weekend on his Twitter account, Jewish gambling magnate Dave Portnoy posted a video announcing a campaign to destroy the lives of several people who he accused of making a joke that hurt his feelings. The video, posted by…
Pew Survey on America’s Top Concerns
Billionaire Kike Portnoy Melts Down Over Being Oppressed by Waitress as Public Decides Saying Nigger is Good
It turns out, it’s not just gay and retard you’re allowed to say now. You’re also allowed to say nigger. Freaking based. I’ve seen literally no one launching any kind of organized attack on people defending Siloh Hendrix, the woman filmed calling a niglet a…
The Confounding State of the MAGA Movement
The three biggest right-wing influencers in this current period are Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens. In that order. They are three very different people, and it’s a strange trio. In general, most right-wing or at least far-right type people tend to think that…
Tucker Carlson Clickbaited Me Into Thinking Matt Walsh was Going to Address the Israel Issue
I have been clickbaited by Tucker Carlson into believing Matt Walsh was going to address the Israel-Palestine conflict. This was the title of the video: There was two hours of inane talk about “woke” bullshit that I do not care about at all. To Matt’s…

















