CHICAGO, IL—Hollywood’s favorite sensitive artiste Timothée Chalamet found himself in deep, deep trouble this week after being mistakenly added to the “Rollin’ 60s Crips” group chat—and emerging with the explosive hot take that “Black people in Chicago hate gays.” • Chicago activists FURIOUS, pointing out…
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Rubio’s Secret Lifestyle Exposed After TikTok Star Accidentally Added to “Gay Foam Party” Group Chat
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A highly classified group chat belonging to Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been blown wide open—revealing the top diplomat’s secret all-male, invitation-only foam parties after TikTok’s The Rizzler was accidentally added to the thread. The chat, titled “Diplomatic Immunity Fitness Club”, exposed Rubio’s…
“Bombarded with Dick Pics”: Hegseth Continues Feud with Atlantic’s Goldberg in Text War
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is embroiled in a bombshell harassment scandal after bombarding The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg with graphic images and abusive messages – all stemming from Goldberg’s accidental inclusion in a top-secret Yemen war planning chat. The shocking breach occurred when Goldberg, America’s…
Alex Jones Accidentally Added to Group Chat of Sandy Hook “Dead Kids”
NEWTOWN, CT—In a plot twist even QAnon couldn’t predict, conspiracy king Alex Jones was accidentally added to a private group chat of the supposed “Sandy Hook victims”—who, it turns out, are not only alive, but thriving, gossiping about HBO’s The White Lotus, and documenting their…
NASA Astronaut Vandalized for Driving Tesla to Earth
NASA astronaut Suni Williams was vandalized by left-wing protesters after flying a Tesla to earth. A swastika was spray-painted on her face, representing that Elon Musk is a Nazi and Tesla is a terrorist company destroying USAID and trans kids. Some do not think that…
Trump’s Intrepid Plan to Completely Abolish Freedom of Speech in America
I’ve made a commitment to be honest about the good and bad that the Trump administration is engaging in. The conundrum I’m facing is that there really isn’t much good to point to. This whole thing is in a death spiral. Trump is calling for…
They’re Going to Call You a Used Car Salesman Anyway, So You Might as Well Just Do Car Commercials on The White House Lawn
Some headlines from the last ten years. You can find millions more. Leftists thought it was a really clever meme. Maybe some of you remember the “Alt-Right” or the “white nationalism” phenomenon of the 2013-2017 era? It was a psychedelic experience in a lot of…
Tfw No One Told You Peasants are Peasants
Words can’t express how disgusted I am with Trump supporters who defend their president stomping out speech rights for Israel after spending years wailing about the loss of free speech in America. It’s beyond mere political differences. I don’t respect them as people. Of all…
Tucker Carlson Calls for White Homeland!
Tucker: “Every other group in the world has a right to its own homeland except White people? What? Explain how that makes sense.” He’s right. pic.twitter.com/RhSodr70X4 — iamyesyouareno (@iamyesyouareno) March 4, 2025 I don’t like Tucker Carlson’s anti-Sinoism and I was shocked when he went…
Slimy Cheater and Retard Elon Musk Bombs with Stand-Up Comedy Opening of First Cabinet Meeting
Editor’s Note: This is not introducing a new format. This is just a normal Daily Stormer essay. But I don’t want the site to seem dead, so I’m just going to be posting things like this every day or every other day to keep people…
Trump Sending “Humanoid Skin Tag” JD Vance to Meet Failed Loser Zelensky
JD Vance is the kind of fat retard you’d have found eating worms on the playground as a kid, just to disgust the other kids. Then he did the adult equivalent of that by marrying a repulsive Indian woman and creating nobby little children. Trump…
Kremlin Says Trump-Putin Summit Coming Soon
They are going to announce a Ukraine surrender plan. There is no way Trump would hold this kind of summit if he didn’t have a Ukraine surrender prepared, and we see from his recent statements, and from those of Pete Hegseth, that this has already…
Jewish Princess Scarlett Johansson Calls for an End to Robots After Being in an AI Meme
A viral video shows Jewish celebrities wearing anti-Kanye T-shirts. However, the video was created using AI without permission from the celebrities. Scarlett Johansson has spoken out about the deepfake video in a statement to PEOPLE. Credit: Ori Bejerano pic.twitter.com/BwSVvl4gmw — What’s Trending (@WhatsTrending) February 12,…
Everyone Shocked as US Navy Jet Crashes Into Water in San Diego Bay
Insane Footage from another CCTV Camera facing San Diego Bay, showing a U.S. Navy EA-18G “Growler” Electronic-Warfare Aircraft slamming into the Water earlier today near Naval Air Station North Island, following the ejection of both Aviators. pic.twitter.com/HKIjBZLio2 — OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) February 13, 2025 U.S Navy…
Egg Prices Topping Out as Virus Mania Heats This Bitch Up
The US is so decadent, it has a huge number of various groups pushing their agendas to feed off the corpse of the nation. Some of the people behind Trump want a war with the Chinese, others are just focused on Israel’s expansion, but both…
Watch: Trump Meets Jordan’s King, Says the US Will Just Take Gaza
‘We are going to have Gaza, we don’t have to buy it. There is nothing to buy. It’s a war-torn area, we are going to take it’ says US President Donald Trump. He adds his redevelopment plan will bring ‘peace and stability to the Middle…
Tulsi Confirmed by Senate
Nothing good is going to happen, nothing ever happens, but this is a change in the status quo regardless. RT : Tulsi Gabbard, a former Democratic congresswoman, has been confirmed by the US Senate as director of national intelligence, following scrutiny on Capitol Hill over…
Trump Appoints Fine Piece of Ass to Uncover Mysteries of JFK and Epstein
Never send to man to do a job you can send a fine little number to do instead. Post Millennial : Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL) will lead a task force to declassify the Epstein client list, the files associated with JFK’s assassination , as…
Jew-Obsessed Shovel-Jaw Female Goes on Bizarre Rant in Congress, Vowing Revenge Against Ex-Boyfriends
Heyyyyy. This is fun, huh? Women add so much flavor to public society! How did men manage for thousands of years without having women in the government, I wonder? The Hill : Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) made a series of allegations of sexual abuse, rape…
Is Binance About to be Legalized?
What did Binance even do? AP : The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present itself as more crypto-friendly under a new administration. Binance and the SEC filed a…
















