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Billions of Locusts to Descend on United States

No omens here, guys. Just your standard swarm of locu – of cicadas. They’re called “cicadas,” bigot. The Guardian : Billions of cicadas that have spent 17 years underground are set to emerge across large areas of the eastern US, bringing swarming numbers and loud…

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OMG. Now That. Is. Brave.

I never thought I’d live to see the day we saw a female Secretary of Treasury. We’re living through history here, folks. She’s not just a woman – she’s Jewish. That might not seem like a big deal since like, virtually every Treasury Secretary has…

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Mitch McConnell is Already Surrendering to Democrats

The Mitch McConnell surrenderfest has begun. There is no plausible reason that if the Democrats weren’t planning to get rid of the filibuster, they wouldn’t agree to not do it. People know what it means to say “well, I’m not gonna promise.” NPR : Senate…

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Alleged Man with Gun Arrested Trying to Find the Oval Office

NEW: 37-year-old man arrested near White House for having gun in his car and loaded magazine. Per police report: Man said he "needed information about the Oval Office" pic.twitter.com/FGeMOWr4Yb — Scott MacFarlane (@MacFarlaneNews) January 24, 2021 The Ellipse isn’t that close to the White House.…

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National Guard Staying in DC Until March

Previously on “The Misuse of Innocent Farm Peasants by Jews”: “Thank You for Your Service” National Guardsmen Freed from Parking Garage to Which They’d Been Banished  (It’s a highly underrated article, by the way, so if you missed it, please read) Well, hopefully eventually,…

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CNN: “To Save the Planet, We Have to Kill Their Jobs”

To save their planet, we have to kill their jobs. CNN contributor John Sutter asks: In the fight against the climate crisis, what do we owe the workers who have helped power America for decades? https://t.co/5YXJWtcw9y pic.twitter.com/EUoScF574k — CNN (@CNN) January 23, 2021 CNN has…

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Blacks Beat White Foster Child Toddler to Death

A black foster family beat a little white girl, who was in their care as a foster child, to death. The national media hasn’t brought this story up, which was first published in local media the day before the inauguration. To be fair, the media…

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