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Super Jew Larry King is Finally Dead

I think I’m suffering from the Mandela effect, guys. Surely, this man must have already died, before today? New York Post : Famed broadcaster Larry King has died, his official Twitter account announced Saturday morning. The former CNN interviewer died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in…

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MSNBC Moslem Calls White Americans “Terrorists”

Mehdi Hasan, an Islamic commentator for MSNBC, has called Donald Trump’s supporters “domestic terrorists,” as he was talking about the Fake President Joe Biden’s plan to fight against white people. Hasan said: It went from abstract theory to seeing white supremacy in action, seeing domestic…

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Florida Teen had the Spirit of His Mother in Him

Florida Man was kicked out of the house by Florida Woman. It’s no wonder how Florida Teen turned out. It’s not Florida Man’s fault, and Florida Woman no doubt got what she deserved. AP : A Florida teenager was sentenced to 45 years in prison…

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A Woman is So Brave

This is a columnist from The Atlantic: One of the simple enduring images of the day: Kamala Harris’s hair blowing in the wind as she took the oath. No one with longer hair (in other words: a woman) has ever taken the oath of office…

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Bretty Gud Florida Man Headline

The latest hijinks : I think the media is playing up “ Florida Man .” Florida Man seems to be playing himself up as well. This is an iced tea with like, cheap gin in it or something. They say Florida Man threatened his boss…

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Joe Biden Sworn in as President

Welp. CBS News : Joseph R. Biden, Jr., has been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States, taking the reins of power at a perilous time in American history and urging a bitterly divided country to unite around defeating the deadliest pandemic…

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Ivanka Trump Wishes Hopefully for Joe Biden

pic.twitter.com/uzRRxEDWA1 — Ivanka Trump (@IvankaTrump) January 19, 2021 What even is this? If Joe Biden stole the election from Donald Trump, how can his daughter wish the man well? Did you know that Ivanka married a Jew and converted to Judaism when she married the…

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Trump Gives Farewell Speech (Mixed Reviews)

Donald Trump, who is still president for a few more hours, gave a farewell address on Tuesday. It wasn’t memorable. He touted various achievements, most of which were actually imaginary, or don’t really matter at all. Trump’s real achievements were in changing the culture. Also,…

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