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Don Jr.’s Most Brilliant Analysis Yet

Don Jr., son of Don Sr. (president), has made a brilliant analogy on his instagram account. I used to constantly get Don Jr. confused with Carl’s Jr. No more. Henceforth, I will always remember Don Jr. as the guy who created the best analogy of…

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And Then They Came for the Christians

The Bezos Post has a 4,000 word piece up today about the threat of a Christian charity that is allowing people to legally fund raise legal defenses. Presently, religious groups have special protections. The Post is making it explicit that they want these protections removed…

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Trump to Pardon Lil Wayne – But Who Else?

I support pardoning Lil Wayne. Frankly, I support pardoning everyone who isn’t black (Lil Wayne doesn’t count). Also, he should pardon Gucci Mane, because that nigga just did what needed to be done. Reuters : U.S. President Donald Trump is likely to grant clemency to…

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Biden’s First Test is Also Your First Test

At the top of Fox News this morning, this is announced: Joe Biden’s first test is how to deal with some 5,000 “migrants” already on the way, and the hundreds of thousands and possibly millions more that will be trying to enter America across the…

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NRA Files for Bankruptcy

Welp. The Guardian : The announcement made on the NRA’s website came months after the New York state attorney general sued the organization over claims top executives illegally diverted tens of millions of dollars for lavish personal trips, no-show contracts for associates and other questionable…

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Baked Alaska Arrested for High Crimes and Joking Around

Baked Alaska apparently didn’t flee the country, as several had suspected he might be inclined to do. He is now in federal custody awaiting trial for high crimes and joking around in a silly way with an important telephone. Hartford Courant : Right-wing media personality…

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