Presidential portrait of Barack Obama You know things are serious when the former African President of America crawls up out of his pizza-den to instruct the stupid goyim about why they have to be locked in their houses because of a kooky boomer hoax plague.…
US
Governor Cuomo Tells His Stupid Brother That the Sky is Falling
Isn’t it some kind of ethical breach for Chris Cuomo to interview his brother Andrew Cuomo about a partisan matter such as this virus? I don’t know how often they do this, but it seems that in the Age of Trump, in the middle of…
A Deal is Reached! We’re Getting $1,200!
When I voted for Trump in 2016, all I really wanted him to do is give me $1200 MONEY MONEY MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY! CNN : The White House and Senate leaders struck a major deal early Wednesday morning over a $2-trillion package to…
40% of American Corona Hospitalizations are Not Old People!
“You’d better lock yourself up like the government said boy, we’re at war with a Chinese virus and I feel really scared. And take it from me, if I’m scared this must be scary, because I’m a big tough guy, kid.” There’s something different about…
Trump Blamed After Boomers Drink Fish Tank Chemicals to Try to Prevent Coronavirus
I’ve been as critical as anyone of Donald Trump’s management of Coronavirus, but blaming it on him when some boomer in a panicked frenzy drinks fish tank cleaner is just bullshit. New York Times : An Arizona man died and his wife was hospitalized after…
Masks Don’t Do Anything, But the US is in Desperate Need of 3.5 Billion of Them from China
Masks don’t work, according to the Jewish media . They are literally completely pointless and no one even knows why they were invented. But we need to convince our great nemesis China to send us 3.5 billion of them for some reason no one can…
Donald, We Passed “Worse Than the Disease” A Long Gosh-Darn Time Ago, Buddy
WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2020 Donald Trump, President of America,…
Donald Trump Sends His Love to My Asian Americans
You’ve all seen Donald Trump’s pro-Asian tweets. It is very important that we totally protect our Asian American community in the United States, and all around the world. They are amazing people, and the spreading of the Virus…. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23,…
Demon-RATS Continue to Cockblock OUR MONEY
Democrats are all multimillionaires from their dirty dealings, but they don’t want us to get $1,200. Imagine being that selfish. CNN : A key Senate procedural vote to move ahead with an economic stimulus plan failed for a second time on Monday afternoon over Democratic…
Rand Paul Tests Positive. It’s All Over Now.
Rand Paul is widely considered a hero in the right wing as he is the only politician who has boldly called for a repeal of laws against rape and murder, which people think is an awesome idea. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT RAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!! CNN : Kentucky Republican Rand…
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo Says 80 Percent of the State Could Get Infected with Coronavirus
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has told New York residents that almost everybody in the state is going to get the coronavirus. We are seeing some fairly dire projections from politicians about the number of people who could potentially get infected with the coronavirus. New…
Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
FOX News Sunday: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin discusses the timeline of the economic stimulus. Secretary thinks the package will be passed Monday: “we’re looking at this from anywhere to a 10 to 12 week scenario.” #FNS #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/A3fgc4xxTv — FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) March 22, 2020 Are…
Justice Department Quietly Seeking Powers to Indefinitely Detain People Without Charge
Never let a good crisis go to waste. POLITICO : The Justice Department has quietly asked Congress for the ability to ask chief judges to detain people indefinitely without trial during emergencies — part of a push for new powers that comes as the coronavirus…
Bill to Give People Money Fails Because the Democrats are Fiscal Conservatives Now
The Democrats are cockblocking your free money! You’re supposed to be getting $1200, and $500 for each of your kids, but all of a sudden the Democrats are fiscal conservatives! The Week : The Senate voted 47-47 on a $1.8 trillion bill to shore up…
Trump Really Should Have Stuck with “It’s Just the Flu, Bro”
CHINESE VIRUS FACT CHECK pic.twitter.com/qJugCylvE2 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2020 President Trump has done a massive flip-flop on the Coronavirus, and it isn’t really being talked about. He started out basically saying that it was just a flu, bro, and everyone needed…
Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet
To our neighbors, there is not a threat of martial law. If you see a @MDNG Humvee on your street, know we are helping someone in need! Whether it's delivering much needed supplies or setting up tents for health screening stations, we are working for…
Joke Time is Over, Faggot: Federal Joke Police Investigate White Nationalist Jokes About Spreading Coronavirus
The fun times end when the Joke Police show up at your spot. This is the story of how you can make a joke on the internet and end up in federal prison for planning a bioterrorism attack. Yahoo News : White supremacists discussed plans…
How Screwed Up is This Country That $1,200 is a Life-Changer for Most People?
America is supposed to be a first world country. And they tell you constantly that exporting the factories and importing the brown people hasn’t hurt the average American. But somehow, $1,200 is a huge amount of money to the average American. This is the equivalent…
Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
America is supposed to be about Freedom. If Americans can’t buy all of the Mountain Dew that they want to buy, then what America stands for has already been lost. Daily Mail : A couple desperate for their Mountain Dew fix ranted at workers who…
Trump Introduces Jabba the Slob Pompeo as Head of “Deep State Department”
The president’s apparent anger on display as he used the derogatory term “Deep State Department” and Dr Fauci reacted by putting his hand over his face. Watch. pic.twitter.com/Ks7j4WciVt — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) March 20, 2020 Apparently, Donald Trump’s 2020 reelection campaign is based on energizing…



















