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Mike Pence Aide has Zipperhead Lung AIDS

“Get a loada this slant-eyed sloped-headed dink coughing. This is no one’s fault but the zipperheads.” We’ve got the latest on the latest sonovabitch to come down with what President Trump has labeled “Zipperhead Lung AIDS.” New York Post : An aide to Vice President…

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Belligerent Alleged Cannibal Pompeo Whines About China

This is such an inane deflection of responsibility. Truly, the goal is simply to appeal to the lowest common denominator by basically going full “slant-eyed commie rats!” I wish this wasn’t putting me in the same position as people who are being politically correct and…

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Coronavirus Hits All 50 States

Corona is now actively enriching all 50 states. Daily Mail : Coronavirus has reached all 50 US states now that West Virginia has reported its first case of the infections that’s killed 100 Americans . The virus has spread to nearly 6,000 people across the…

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Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries

Yo nigga, gimmie yo keeds, we goin ridin with Biden. Joe Biden is so alpha, no wonder everyone wants him to be president. He hates black people. New York Times : Joseph R. Biden Jr. easily defeated Senator Bernie Sanders in three major primaries on…

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Trump Finally Talking About Quarantining Coronavirus

Man, this is so, so too late. But I guess there isn’t really any choice? What are the options? Herd immunity? CNN : President Donald Trump said Monday that the White House is evaluating whether to encourage isolation measures, such as a quarantine or curfew,…

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