Why shouldn’t we just let all boomers die? They have done nothing for society in their entire lives, now we have to shut down society completely because they are scared of a flu? CNBC : Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Friday ordered nonessential businesses to keep…
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Mike Pence Aide has Zipperhead Lung AIDS
“Get a loada this slant-eyed sloped-headed dink coughing. This is no one’s fault but the zipperheads.” We’ve got the latest on the latest sonovabitch to come down with what President Trump has labeled “Zipperhead Lung AIDS.” New York Post : An aide to Vice President…
Boo-Hoo, Boomer: One Person Per Hour Dying of Coronavirus in New York
This is nothing compared to the Holocaust, where Adolf Hitler was able to kill 1000 people per second and incinerate their bodies with nothing more than a wink. Fox News : The coronavirus killed city residents at a rate of more than one per hour…
Belligerent Alleged Cannibal Pompeo Whines About China
This is such an inane deflection of responsibility. Truly, the goal is simply to appeal to the lowest common denominator by basically going full “slant-eyed commie rats!” I wish this wasn’t putting me in the same position as people who are being politically correct and…
Younger Adults Comprise Big Portion of Coronavirus Hospitalizations
It appears that the best protection against Corona is being a kid. New York Times : American adults of all ages — not just those in their 70s, 80s and 90s — are being seriously sickened by the coronavirus , according to a report on…
Senator Sold Stocks, Informed Donors to Sell Stocks, While Downplaying Virus Publicly
This is the most extreme case of insider trading since the CIA engaged in insider trading before 911. ProPublica : Soon after he offered public assurances that the government was ready to battle the coronavirus, the powerful chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr…
Idaho Bans Men Pretending to be Women from Women’s Sports
We continue to reach for new levels of hatred for the shape of the genitals. Breitbart : The Idaho Senate voted Monday to approve the Fairness in Women’s Sports Act (HB 500a), which would ban biological males who identify as female from competing on girls’…
China to Punish Woman Who Flew from America to China While Hiding Corona Infection
Pictured: Jie Li, a Chinese citizen living in Massachusetts Of course, hiding symptoms of an infectious disease to board a plane is legal in America, because we respect women and Asians and so on. NBC Boston : A Biogen employee who allegedly flew from Massachusetts…
California: Everyone Officially Banned from the Streets by the Governor
Things are getting real heavy, real quick. New York Times : America’s most populous state is ordering its residents to stay indoors. Gov. Gavin Newsom of California on Thursday ordered Californians — all 40 million of them — to stay in their houses as much…
Trump Will Take Advantage of Coronavirus to Finally Give Us the Communist Utopia We Deserve
President Trump is apparently going to be doling out NEETbux for the goyim who have had their livelihoods stripped from them by the Chinese virus. The proposal in its current state looks great. This #COVID19 proposal out of the house financial committee is really good:…
Trump Administration Vows to Hunt Down Whoever Said “Kung Flu”
I don’t believe that the Coronavirus is a “Chinese virus.” I think the CIA released it in China as a weapon on the orders of Mike Pompeo after the State Department backed riots in Hong Kong had fizzled out. Furthermore, Donald Trump is now trying…
Media Says “People Will Undeniably Die” If Bernie Doesn’t Drop Out
Bernie has obviously lost, again. Maybe it was fraud but it doesn’t matter because he won’t say it was fraud, and is just a little bitch who gets slapped around by everyone. But telling him “people will die if you don’t drop out” is just…
Federal Government to Use Cellphone Location Data in Massive Spying Experiment
I’m sure they won’t ever misuse this data. The Hill : The federal government is in talks with Facebook, Google and other tech companies about ways to use smartphone location data to tackle the coronavirus, The Washington Post reported Tuesday. Washington is reportedly interested in…
Baltimore Mayor Tells Blacks to Please Stop Shooting Each Other Until the Virus is Gone
Baltimore Mayor Jack Young: “Yall niggas needs to cheel fo a minute on dat killin shit.” This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Black people are so hilarious, you almost feel like it makes up for everything else they do. Almost.…
White House Calls on Andrew Yang as They Vow to Dole Out NEETbux!
FINALLY. They’re going to give us free money. Except it isn’t actually free, because it was all stolen from us in the first place, through taxes, through giving jobs and places in universities that belong to us to foreigners, through all types of different methods.…
Shelter in Place! The National Guard has Been Deployed to Help You, Goyim!
Just like Alex Jones warned us, the New World Order is using this crisis to implement their martial law United Nations takeover of America! Miami Herald : More than 1,500 National Guard members throughout 22 states are assisting in the coronavirus pandemic, according to the…
Coronavirus Hits All 50 States
Corona is now actively enriching all 50 states. Daily Mail : Coronavirus has reached all 50 US states now that West Virginia has reported its first case of the infections that’s killed 100 Americans . The virus has spread to nearly 6,000 people across the…
Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries
Yo nigga, gimmie yo keeds, we goin ridin with Biden. Joe Biden is so alpha, no wonder everyone wants him to be president. He hates black people. New York Times : Joseph R. Biden Jr. easily defeated Senator Bernie Sanders in three major primaries on…
1 in 5 Americans Believe They’ll Contract the Coronavirus
The writing is on the wall. Americans can see that the way in which Trump handled the situation has taken them closer to the grave. Study Finds : Just as fear over the spread of the coronavirus has gripped the nation, so too has speculation…
Trump Finally Talking About Quarantining Coronavirus
Man, this is so, so too late. But I guess there isn’t really any choice? What are the options? Herd immunity? CNN : President Donald Trump said Monday that the White House is evaluating whether to encourage isolation measures, such as a quarantine or curfew,…



















