GaetzGate: Gaetz is Okay, I Guess

Frankly, I like Matt Gaetz a lot better now that I know he’s a heterosexual, and that the feds are after him.

I definitely stand with him against the feds, and I don’t care if he has sex with 17 year olds posing as 18 year olds.

He spoke at Trump National Doral in Miami on Friday, saying he was going to gas all the Jews.

No, sorry, I read that wrong – he said he’s going to “fight the deep state.”

He’s surely in a lot better form than he was on the Tucker Carlson show just after the scandal broke.

He needs to up the ante.

He should declare a Miami Junta, to compete with the junta in Washington.

I don’t really think he can be expected to get justice after it’s already been revealed that the DOJ and the FBI conspired against him, so his only option is to declare himself the military dictator of Miami and then go full Miami style.