Tag: cellphones

Is It Still 2008 and If So, Why?

I recently gave Paul Skallas some crap for dropping the ball in a New York Times interview and allowing them to post a picture of a bunch of sluts getting drunk at a club and call it “deep Lindy.” In my view, calling a modern…

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HOLY MOLY: iPhone 12 has Flat Sides!!!!!11

Apple had an event unveiling the iPhone 12 on Tuesday. We were all left remembering that there was no iPhone 9, and thinking about how gross and gimmicky it was to call the iPhone 9 the iPhone X and say the X is for the…

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Apple Might Call Its Legacy Model the iPhone 9

Calling the iPhone 8s the “iPhone X,” and then deciding that the “X” meant “10” and calling its successor the iPhone 11 was some really tacky crap. The sort of thing that never would have happened under Steve Jobs. I guess someone told them to…

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Cellphones Deplete the Brain Much More Than Computers

Cellphones have been labeled “niggertech” by technology experts. I found this enlightening, as I’ve definitely noticed a difference between the way a computer and a cellphone affect my own brain. Nextgov : Using your phone on break during mentally challenging tasks doesn’t allow your brain…

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Are Cellphones Going to Cause the Apocalypse?

I saw this picture. Notice anything? Every single person in that audience is holding a phone up to film the scene. If you look at any other rally picture, it’s the same thing. What could possibly be the point of that? Firstly, everyone knows what…

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