Tag: cellphones

France Finally Does Something Reasonable

The French are generally considered diabolically evil – but sometimes the cleverness that goes along with diabolical evil pays off with positive dividends. I know that if America banned cellphones from high schools, my 7AM-3PM readership would drop by nearly 98%. So I have something…

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Trump Considers Nationalizing 5G Network, Allegedly

I would suspect that he isn’t actually considering doing this, but is leaking that he is considering doing this in order to start a conversation. Axios : Trump national security officials are considering an unprecedented federal takeover of a portion of the nation’s mobile network…

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Nokia to Re-Release Primitive 3310 Phone

This is an interesting business move. Nokia really missed the boat by not producing Android phones, or any workable modern smartphone at all. They did these horrible Windows phones (even after they were sold by Windows) which they literally couldn’t give away. So now they…

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Idiot Falls to His Death While Playing with His Phone

This cellphone addiction is getting out of control. These smartphones have only been around for 8 years, and it’s only been five years since literally everyone got one and became addicted. They are damaging the social fabric, putting a block between individuals. What’s more they…

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Average Child has Cellphone at Seven

Daily Mail August 9, 2013 wtf? I guess maybe we should have thought this through better, huh guys? Children receive their first mobile phone at the average age of seven, a new study suggests. Youngsters are now equipped with handsets while at primary school –…

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20% Of Adults Use Smartphones During Sex

One in five American adults reports using a smartphone during sex, raising questions over just how far the technology can spread and the damage it inflicts in the process. Chris Weller Medical Daily July 12, 2013 It’s called multitasking. Women are good at it. The…

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