When I voted for Trump in 2016, all I really wanted him to do is give me $1200 MONEY MONEY MONEY! SHOW ME THE MONEY! CNN : The White House and Senate leaders struck a major deal early Wednesday morning over a $2-trillion package to…
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40% of American Corona Hospitalizations are Not Old People!
“You’d better lock yourself up like the government said boy, we’re at war with a Chinese virus and I feel really scared. And take it from me, if I’m scared this must be scary, because I’m a big tough guy, kid.” There’s something different about…
UK: Jew Plague-Spreaders Demand in Death They be Allowed to Spread Plague
It’s just disgusting the way these Jews get everything they want by whining about how everyone hates them. If everyone hates them, why do they get everything they want? “Anti-Semitism” is the biggest of all hoaxes. algemeiner : The British government on Monday amended a…
UK: Food Policy Expert Urges Government to Start Rationing Scheme Because of Panic Buyers
Tim Lang, professor of food policy at City University. Supermarkets in the United Kingdom are not keeping up with the increase in demand caused by the coronavirus situation, and some people are left with nothing to buy. Daily Mail : A food policy expert has…
Trump Blamed After Boomers Drink Fish Tank Chemicals to Try to Prevent Coronavirus
I’ve been as critical as anyone of Donald Trump’s management of Coronavirus, but blaming it on him when some boomer in a panicked frenzy drinks fish tank cleaner is just bullshit. New York Times : An Arizona man died and his wife was hospitalized after…
New York: Jew Accurately Accused of Spreading Viruses at Toyota Dealership
Here's a visibly Jewish man trying to get his car serviced at @Toyota World in Goshen NY, which was open for business. The employee tells him they won't serve him because "you're spreading the virus." pic.twitter.com/flgjxoO9Vn — The Meturgeman (@HaMeturgeman) March 23, 2020 This whole…
“Masks Won’t Help You, Goy”
Of all the stupid, dumb, retarded shit that has been said during this Coronavirus situation, “masks won’t help” has to be the ultimate dumb statement. Some fake news outlets, such as Forbes , were going so far as to tell people they would be MORE…
Masks Don’t Do Anything, But the US is in Desperate Need of 3.5 Billion of Them from China
Masks don’t work, according to the Jewish media . They are literally completely pointless and no one even knows why they were invented. But we need to convince our great nemesis China to send us 3.5 billion of them for some reason no one can…
Man Jumps to His Death from 16th Floor, Neighbors Worry Coronavirus Isolation Could be to Blame
It would be interesting to see data on suicides during the isolation and quarantine periods of this coronavirus pandemic. Daily Mail : A man has been killed after jumping from a luxury Manhattan apartment block. The 64-year-old who has yet to have been identified jumped…
Italy: Paki Kills Old Farmer Who Tried to Stop Him from Leaving the Quarantine Zone
Italy is living through a plague apocalypse and the worst affected parts of the country are in the “zona rossa” [red zone], from which movement is restricted. There are police-enforced checkpoints and, in places, physical barriers. A 44-year-old Paki was trying to get out of…
Fiend Pompeo Says Iran “Lying” That the Coronavirus is a US Bioweapon
Noahide Emperor Mike Pompeo holds Baby-Eater Satan-Court, year 2132 Earlier this week, Iran refused health aid from the US, saying that the Coronavirus was likely a US bioweapon, and that if US aid workers were allowed in, they may well simply spread the virus. Mike…
Donald, We Passed “Worse Than the Disease” A Long Gosh-Darn Time Ago, Buddy
WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23, 2020 Donald Trump, President of America,…
Donald Trump Sends His Love to My Asian Americans
You’ve all seen Donald Trump’s pro-Asian tweets. It is very important that we totally protect our Asian American community in the United States, and all around the world. They are amazing people, and the spreading of the Virus…. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 23,…
Demon-RATS Continue to Cockblock OUR MONEY
Democrats are all multimillionaires from their dirty dealings, but they don’t want us to get $1,200. Imagine being that selfish. CNN : A key Senate procedural vote to move ahead with an economic stimulus plan failed for a second time on Monday afternoon over Democratic…
The Tokyo 2020 Olympics are a Casualty of the Coronavirus
There is a 100% chance that every country is going to follow the lead of Canada. The Olympics are not happening. Cape Breton Post : The Canadian Olympic Committee and Canadian Paralympic Committee announced on Sunday night the decision to not send Canadian teams to…
State Department Evacuating People From Guatemala on Emergency Flights
Look at this nigga here, lookin like Jabba da mf Hutt Yeah, sure. I’m sure these are “real and true Americans.” Sure, buddy. USA Today : The U.S. State Department has chartered two flights Monday to begin evacuating hundreds of Americans who are stranded in…
Researchers Create AI to Monitor Fevers, Coughs and Sneezes in Public Spaces
You’re being watched. Also, you’re being thermo-scanned, and a machine is listening in case you cough or sneeze. Daily Mail : Researchers from the University of Massachusetts Amherst have created an AI that listens for coughing and sneezing sounds to estimate what percentage of people…
Rand Paul Tests Positive. It’s All Over Now.
Rand Paul is widely considered a hero in the right wing as he is the only politician who has boldly called for a repeal of laws against rape and murder, which people think is an awesome idea. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT RAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!! CNN : Kentucky Republican Rand…
Now is the Time for the Global Rise of McDonald’s Delivery
McDonald’s is closing all restaurants in the UK. Even though I thought the UK was all-in on spreading the virus on purpose. BBC : McDonald’s will close all 1,270 of its restaurants in the UK by the end of Monday, as fears over the spread…
New Zealand: PM in a Dead-Heat Against Corona, Keeps Her Blinkers on and Her Eyes on the Prize
The Cuntish Prime Minister of New Zealand is saddling up and galloping towards a complete North Korea style lockdown. But with Jacinda weighed in and rallying in the parade ring, this is one black type bumper I won’t be betting the farm on. Daily Mail…




















