New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has told New York residents that almost everybody in the state is going to get the coronavirus. We are seeing some fairly dire projections from politicians about the number of people who could potentially get infected with the coronavirus. New…
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Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks
FOX News Sunday: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin discusses the timeline of the economic stimulus. Secretary thinks the package will be passed Monday: “we’re looking at this from anywhere to a 10 to 12 week scenario.” #FNS #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/A3fgc4xxTv — FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) March 22, 2020 Are…
Merkel Bans Groups of More Than 2 People, Then Self-Quarantines Herself with 4 Bottles of Wine
It would be more effective to go full lockdown all at once instead of this thing where restrictions are slowly increased as the pandemic advances. Reuters : Germany tightened curbs on social interaction on Sunday, including a ban on public meetings of more than two…
Justice Department Quietly Seeking Powers to Indefinitely Detain People Without Charge
Never let a good crisis go to waste. POLITICO : The Justice Department has quietly asked Congress for the ability to ask chief judges to detain people indefinitely without trial during emergencies — part of a push for new powers that comes as the coronavirus…
Iran Refuses US Aid, Says US Probably Made the Virus as a Bioweapon
It’s not just Anglin citing the Anglin Theory of Coronavirus. The Chinese have cited Anglin, now the Iranians are citing Anglin. Anglin was right. AP : Iran’s supreme leader refused U.S. assistance Sunday to fight the new coronavirus, citing an unfounded conspiracy theory claiming the…
Bill to Give People Money Fails Because the Democrats are Fiscal Conservatives Now
The Democrats are cockblocking your free money! You’re supposed to be getting $1200, and $500 for each of your kids, but all of a sudden the Democrats are fiscal conservatives! The Week : The Senate voted 47-47 on a $1.8 trillion bill to shore up…
Trump Really Should Have Stuck with “It’s Just the Flu, Bro”
CHINESE VIRUS FACT CHECK pic.twitter.com/qJugCylvE2 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2020 President Trump has done a massive flip-flop on the Coronavirus, and it isn’t really being talked about. He started out basically saying that it was just a flu, bro, and everyone needed…
More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men
To address this unacceptable gender death gap, Western governments should consider executing old women. Daily Mail : More than 70 per cent of Italy’s coronavirus deaths have been among men but scientists there admit they are mystified by the gender gap . At least 3,400…
Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet
To our neighbors, there is not a threat of martial law. If you see a @MDNG Humvee on your street, know we are helping someone in need! Whether it's delivering much needed supplies or setting up tents for health screening stations, we are working for…
Joke Time is Over, Faggot: Federal Joke Police Investigate White Nationalist Jokes About Spreading Coronavirus
The fun times end when the Joke Police show up at your spot. This is the story of how you can make a joke on the internet and end up in federal prison for planning a bioterrorism attack. Yahoo News : White supremacists discussed plans…
How Screwed Up is This Country That $1,200 is a Life-Changer for Most People?
America is supposed to be a first world country. And they tell you constantly that exporting the factories and importing the brown people hasn’t hurt the average American. But somehow, $1,200 is a huge amount of money to the average American. This is the equivalent…
Enterprising Indians Arrested for Selling and Marketing Innovative Cow Urine and Cow Dung Coronavirus Treatments
Could India’s relatively low number of coronavirus cases be due to their consumption of cow urine? As the global war against the coronavirus continues, some enterprising Indians have developed a couple of highly innovative treatments to combat the virus. Unfortunately, the tyrannical Indian government had…
Couple are Furious When They’re Told They’re Not Allowed to Buy 552 Cans of Mountain Dew
America is supposed to be about Freedom. If Americans can’t buy all of the Mountain Dew that they want to buy, then what America stands for has already been lost. Daily Mail : A couple desperate for their Mountain Dew fix ranted at workers who…
Coronavirus Global 300,000 Infections, 13,000 Deaths – Is This Really a Lot? (No, It Isn’t)
Basically, there is a maximum of six weeks left wherein this virus is going to be able to spread with any efficiency, as after it starts to warm up in mid-May, the lipid wall of the virus will start to melt in the environment. So…
Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop
No one likes to see a middle-aged woman crying because there’s no food, but British slang is so stupid I can’t really view them as human. Why do they not just shoot hoarders? You see these pictures of these people rolling out with all the…
Trump Introduces Jabba the Slob Pompeo as Head of “Deep State Department”
The president’s apparent anger on display as he used the derogatory term “Deep State Department” and Dr Fauci reacted by putting his hand over his face. Watch. pic.twitter.com/Ks7j4WciVt — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) March 20, 2020 Apparently, Donald Trump’s 2020 reelection campaign is based on energizing…
Paper Money Shunned for Fear of Virus Spread
Hello goy. I just wanted to tell you that touching stuff moves germs around. Lucky for you, I can offer to handle all of your finances digitally. This way, you can avoid touching cash and your family will remain healthy. “But I still have to…
New York Locks the Whole Place Down Due to Boomer Hoax Virus
Why shouldn’t we just let all boomers die? They have done nothing for society in their entire lives, now we have to shut down society completely because they are scared of a flu? CNBC : Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Friday ordered nonessential businesses to keep…
Mike Pence Aide has Zipperhead Lung AIDS
“Get a loada this slant-eyed sloped-headed dink coughing. This is no one’s fault but the zipperheads.” We’ve got the latest on the latest sonovabitch to come down with what President Trump has labeled “Zipperhead Lung AIDS.” New York Post : An aide to Vice President…
Italy: Virologist Correctly Identifies Lack of Racism as Cause of Coronavirus
Awwwwwwwwwwww 😛 I tried to think of a real, logical argument against racism once. Couldn’t come up with anything. Voice of Europe : An Italian virologist has said that fears of being accused of racism slowed the Italian government’s initial response to the coronavirus (COVID-19)…



















