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Mnuchin Says Coronavirus Lockdown Could Last 10-12 Weeks

FOX News Sunday: Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin discusses the timeline of the economic stimulus. Secretary thinks the package will be passed Monday: “we’re looking at this from anywhere to a 10 to 12 week scenario.” #FNS #FoxNews pic.twitter.com/A3fgc4xxTv — FoxNewsSunday (@FoxNewsSunday) March 22, 2020 Are…

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More Than 70% of Coronavirus Deaths in Italy are Men

To address this unacceptable gender death gap, Western governments should consider executing old women. Daily Mail : More than 70 per cent of Italy’s coronavirus deaths have been among men but scientists there admit they are mystified by the gender gap . At least 3,400…

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Maryland Says They’re Not Doing Martial Law Yet

To our neighbors, there is not a threat of martial law. If you see a @MDNG Humvee on your street, know we are helping someone in need! Whether it's delivering much needed supplies or setting up tents for health screening stations, we are working for…

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Britain Tells Hoarders to Please Stop

No one likes to see a middle-aged woman crying because there’s no food, but British slang is so stupid I can’t really view them as human. Why do they not just shoot hoarders? You see these pictures of these people rolling out with all the…

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Paper Money Shunned for Fear of Virus Spread

Hello goy. I just wanted to tell you that touching stuff moves germs around. Lucky for you, I can offer to handle all of your finances digitally. This way, you can avoid touching cash and your family will remain healthy. “But I still have to…

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Mike Pence Aide has Zipperhead Lung AIDS

“Get a loada this slant-eyed sloped-headed dink coughing. This is no one’s fault but the zipperheads.” We’ve got the latest on the latest sonovabitch to come down with what President Trump has labeled “Zipperhead Lung AIDS.” New York Post : An aide to Vice President…

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