11,000 is nothing. During the Holocaust, Adolf Hitler would kill 11,000 every second. Gulf Today : Hundreds of millions of people worldwide kicked off the weekend under a coronavirus lockdown, as the global death toll accelerated sharply and the World Health Organization warned the young…
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Boo-Hoo, Boomer: One Person Per Hour Dying of Coronavirus in New York
This is nothing compared to the Holocaust, where Adolf Hitler was able to kill 1000 people per second and incinerate their bodies with nothing more than a wink. Fox News : The coronavirus killed city residents at a rate of more than one per hour…
Belligerent Alleged Cannibal Pompeo Whines About China
This is such an inane deflection of responsibility. Truly, the goal is simply to appeal to the lowest common denominator by basically going full “slant-eyed commie rats!” I wish this wasn’t putting me in the same position as people who are being politically correct and…
Younger Adults Comprise Big Portion of Coronavirus Hospitalizations
It appears that the best protection against Corona is being a kid. New York Times : American adults of all ages — not just those in their 70s, 80s and 90s — are being seriously sickened by the coronavirus , according to a report on…
Senator Sold Stocks, Informed Donors to Sell Stocks, While Downplaying Virus Publicly
This is the most extreme case of insider trading since the CIA engaged in insider trading before 911. ProPublica : Soon after he offered public assurances that the government was ready to battle the coronavirus, the powerful chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, Richard Burr…
Prince of Monaco Tests Positive for Coronavirus
They’re saying “this is the first head of state to test positive,” but actually, it was obvious that both the PMs of Canada and Spain had it, and they just came out and said it was only their wives. NPR : Prince Albert II of…
New Toilet Paper Calculator Lets You Know How Much You’ll Need for the Quarantine
You cannot trust this app . The right amount of toilet paper for people to have is always going to be as much as they can possibly get. Daily Mail : A new website lets users calculate exactly how much toilet paper they’ll need to…
Mama Mia: Italy’s Death Toll Surpasses China’s
I guess this will be shocking to someone. It will not be shocking to me. The Guardian : Italy’s death toll from the coronavirus has overtaken China’s as authorities in Rome announced 427 new fatalities in the past 24 hours, taking the country’s total to…
Coronavirus is Making Access to Abortions and Birth Control More Difficult
Social distancing is making the already difficult process of obtaining abortion pills even more complicated. https://t.co/4T7N5QBlpB — VICE (@VICE) March 19, 2020 Corona doesn’t want women to kill their unborn children and actually encourages people to reproduce. “I feel like there are so many stressful…
China to Punish Woman Who Flew from America to China While Hiding Corona Infection
Pictured: Jie Li, a Chinese citizen living in Massachusetts Of course, hiding symptoms of an infectious disease to board a plane is legal in America, because we respect women and Asians and so on. NBC Boston : A Biogen employee who allegedly flew from Massachusetts…
California: Everyone Officially Banned from the Streets by the Governor
Things are getting real heavy, real quick. New York Times : America’s most populous state is ordering its residents to stay indoors. Gov. Gavin Newsom of California on Thursday ordered Californians — all 40 million of them — to stay in their houses as much…
Amidst Chaos, Denmark Passes Forced Vaccine Law
We can talk about the various different possible levels of conspiracy involved in this Coronavirus situation. Maybe it was a bioweapon intended to be used against China exclusively that got out of control. Maybe it was always intended to get out of control. Maybe Israel…
99% of People Killed by Coronavirus in Italy Had Existing Illnesses
I have good news for you. If you’re completely and absolutely healthy, chances are that Corona will let you live. But I also have bad news for you. If you have any kind of illness, chances are that Corona will kill you. Daily Mail :…
Trump Will Take Advantage of Coronavirus to Finally Give Us the Communist Utopia We Deserve
President Trump is apparently going to be doling out NEETbux for the goyim who have had their livelihoods stripped from them by the Chinese virus. The proposal in its current state looks great. This #COVID19 proposal out of the house financial committee is really good:…
Trump FINALLY Fulfills His Campaign Promise to Shut Down the Border with Canada
We will be, by mutual consent, temporarily closing our Northern Border with Canada to non-essential traffic. Trade will not be affected. Details to follow! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 18, 2020 Just because there was “mutual consent” in this border closure doesn’t mean that…
Trump Administration Vows to Hunt Down Whoever Said “Kung Flu”
I don’t believe that the Coronavirus is a “Chinese virus.” I think the CIA released it in China as a weapon on the orders of Mike Pompeo after the State Department backed riots in Hong Kong had fizzled out. Furthermore, Donald Trump is now trying…
Merkel Says Germans Must Fight Coronavirus Like They Fought the Allies in World War II
German Chancellor Merkel has called for Germans to fight Coronavirus as hard as they fought the allies during WWII. I think there are probably a lot of problems with this. I just don’t see any way this can be interpreted other than “Coronavirus is our…
Media Says “People Will Undeniably Die” If Bernie Doesn’t Drop Out
Bernie has obviously lost, again. Maybe it was fraud but it doesn’t matter because he won’t say it was fraud, and is just a little bitch who gets slapped around by everyone. But telling him “people will die if you don’t drop out” is just…
Italy: Military Trucks Brought in to Haul Away Piles of CORPSES
CORPSE PATROL. Is it strange that the main outbreak of this virus was in Matteo Salvini’s region? I suppose maybe it’s just because that’s where it’s coldest. RT : The Italian military has been called in to help transport dead bodies as the northern city…
Hong Kong: First Dog Death from Coronavirus
I’m not a big fan of Pomeranians, but I do think any dog dying is sadder than any human dying. South China Morning Post : The first dog in the world to be found with the new coronavirus died on Monday after testing negative for…



















