The media Jews were finally proven right about Donald Trump when he dropped the ball and simply refused to deal with the Coronavirus problem, apparently for no reason, instead pretending that if he didn’t do anything the problem would just go away. New York Times…
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Mexico Considers Closing Its Northern Border to Prevent Coronavirus from Getting In
What if this coronavirus thing was actually a Trump 4D chess move to get Mexicans to pay for the wall by first making Mexicans want a wall? It would explain why he chose to let the coronavirus spread silently while telling people not to worry.…
Greta Thunberg Orders Climate Army to “Protest” on Twitter Because of Coronavirus
Pictured: Greta Thunberg being concerned. Shouldn’t we be encouraging the usage of fossil fuels to heat the planet to help fight against this coronavirus thing though? Global warming can save lives. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg has urged fellow climate activists to protest online and…
Airplane Passenger on Flight from New York to Florida Informs Crew After Landing That He Tested Positive
Hey Donald – how’s the “quarantine honor system” working out? CNN : JetBlue banned a passenger who flew from New York to Florida while awaiting the results of a coronavirus test and notified the crew after landing that they came back positive, the airline said.…
Ohio Health Department: More Than 100,000 People in Ohio Infected with Coronavirus
A-ah-ha. I told you that without the tests no one had any idea how many people have it, but it cannot possibly be anywhere close to the “it’s just 1000 bro” number the Fake News York Times and the rest of the government-backed media keep…
NJ Mayor: The Real Corona Threat is Anti-Semitism
Englewood NJ mayor says the real dangers of coronavirus are anti-Semitism and anti-Asian bias pic.twitter.com/XcXB5VgSBP — Scott Greer (@ScottMGreer) March 12, 2020 This is Englewood, New Jersey Mayor Michael Wildes telling Fox News this week that the real threat of the Coronavirus is people getting…
Justin Trudeau’s Wife Tests Positive for Corona!
Trudeau thought that a beard would protect him from the virus. Might be so. But his beard won’t protect his beard. Oh no! Not Justin! National Post : The prime minister’s wife, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, has tested positive for the novel coronavirus and will remain…
Jews Say Trump Saying “Foreign Virus” Means He’s Like Hitler
You thought that headline was hyperbole? Surely, you know better than that by now, dear reader. The Jews are going absolutely insane saying that everything about this Coronavirus is about them, and that the number one thing the goyim need to do is take care…
Italy’s Top Doctors Say Intensive Care Units Should Stop Treating the Elderly
America should follow Italy’s example and let all boomers die. Daily Mail : Italy has said all shops except pharmacies and food outlets will be closed in response to the country’s coronavirus outbreak as the death toll from the disease in the country jumped sharply…
Finally: Chinese Official Accuses the US of Releasing the Coronavirus, Posts Conspiracy Information
2/2 CDC was caught on the spot. When did patient zero begin in US? How many people are infected? What are the names of the hospitals? It might be US army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan. Be transparent! Make public your data! US owe…
El Demonio del Coronavirus: Brazilian President Now Says He Never Tested Positive! What?
It’s time for your daily roundup explaining just how dead you are. If you haven’t died already, consider yourself among the cursed. Previously on Corona Central Station… Biggest Stock Market Crash Since 1987! Brazilian Tests Positive for Corona Days After Meeting with Trump Justin Trudeau’s…
Brazilian Tests Positive for Corona Days After Meeting with Trump
View this post on Instagram “Make Brazil Great Again” @realdonaldtrump @mikepence @alvarogarnero 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 A post shared by Fabio Wajngarten (@fabiowajngarten) on Mar 7, 2020 at 4:47pm PST The fact that all of these famous and high level people are getting the virus indicates to me…
Biggest Stock Market Crash Since 1987!
Sucks about your stocks, bro. AP : Shares plunged in Asia on Friday, with benchmarks in Japan, Thailand and India sinking as much as 10% after Wall Street suffered its biggest drop since the Black Monday crash of 1987. Markets worldwide have retreated as fears…
Tom Hanks has Coronavirus
After Tom Hanks reported that he had Coronavirus, a team was sent in to murder his dog. I’m just going to go out on a limb and guess that when you read this headline, you thought it was a “satirical joke” done “in the pursuit…
Oh Yes, Please Coronachan, Shut Down Hollywood
O, America. Where hast thou gone? Coronavirus truly is a gift. Deadline : Citing California public health officials, Governor Gavin Newsom Wednesday night said that gatherings of more than 250 people should be postponed or canceled across the state until at least the end of…
Lunatic Pope Tells Plague-Stricken Italians to Think of Migrants
The Pope normally gives “general audiences” to tens of thousands of people gathered in St. Peter’s Square. When he spoke last night, the square was empty, because plague-struck Italy is on lockdown. He transmitted his very important message on television instead. And the very important…
Kevin McCarthy Holds Strong, Refuses to Apologize for Calling Coronavirus “The Slope Plague”
Everything you need to know about the Chinese coronavirus can be found on one, regularly-updated website: https://t.co/nGCCDVqcqe — Kevin McCarthy (@GOPLeader) March 9, 2020 Imagine that it is now racist to identify a location of a thing. The Jew Matthew Rozsa writes for Salon :…
Just Do Something? Trump Bans Travel from Europe for Some Reason
pic.twitter.com/YioC9eARdP — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 12, 2020 So, we had direct flights coming in from Wuhan Airport for nearly a month after China had banned people from leaving Wuhan to go to other parts of China. But now all of a sudden Trump…
NBA Cancels Entire Season After Player Gets Coronavirus!
For nearly seven minutes, I realized that celebrating the end of the world and the fact that everyone is going to die was leaving me psychically exhausted. But then I read this, and everything was totally fine again. USA Today : The NBA announced Wednesday…
Lying French Government Says Cocaine Doesn’t Kill Coronavirus
The lying French government is making a point to say that cocaine specifically does not kill Coronavirus. Do you trust the French government? Because I certainly do not. you hear that guys, coke does NOT sanitize the inside of your nose, according to the French…

















