I’m starting to think everyone isn’t going to die. But maybe it’s just that my heart is broken by finding out that neekolul speaks normal English and so I can’t get excited about everyone dying anymore. Even If You Don’t Die, Your Dog Will “I’m…
This is probably concerning. CNN : The White House insists President Donald Trump doesn’t need a coronavirus test, despite several members of his political circle self-quarantining after they came into contact with a man later diagnosed with the disease. They include Florida GOP Rep. Matt…
The Irish, who are drunken slobs, have canceled some of their drunken parades because of a paranoid delusion that there is a virus that is going to kill them. That’s what’s up. CNN : It’s better to be smart than lucky. A number of Ireland’s…
He’s STILL your president, snowflake. The liberal media is blaming President Trump for the spread of the coronavirus in America. They are saying that he should have stopped entry of Chinese into America, because as always, the media is racist. They are also saying that…
I’m dreaming of a world where everyone on earth dies except me and neekolul. And right now, it’s looking like there is at least a 70% chance my dreams will come true. Literally everyone is going to DIE . And that includes YOU . Italy…
Ask not for whom the bell tolls because the bell is broken and we can’t turn it off. In case you hadn’t noticed, we appear to presently be in the beginning stages of a kind of apocalyptic scenario. Maybe we’re not. Probably, we are. I…
The Coronapocalypse has gone galactic. Strap in and get ready to rock and roll, because you are going to die . If you thought the worst had only just begun – you were right. The US kill count is now at 22. Remember: You are…
Are you dead yet? Well, I hope not. Because if you are, you won’t be able to come here and learn about how you’re about to die very soon. World Tour: 100,000 Infected – 19 Dead in US (You’re Next, Faggot) You might not care…
If there is one thing that Australians love, it’s toilet paper. They just can’t get enough of it. Women fight in an Australian supermarket over toilet paper. Fears over the coronavirus are causing Australians to panic and stock-up on basic supplies. pic.twitter.com/p8gYBQLWEA — Andy Ngo…
Important Update: Coronavirus As emailed to Policy Conference attendees, participants, speakers, administration and Hill offices. https://t.co/0mkWeuRErA pic.twitter.com/EHl694pkgJ — AIPAC (@AIPAC) March 6, 2020 It is going to be the best thing that has ever happened in history if the entire Congress dies as a result…
Coronavirus? Who’s afraid? pic.twitter.com/nNIxVwwGLB — O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) March 6, 2020 For whatever reason, Americans are totally in love with and obsessed with toilet paper. I believe this is disgusting, because it is unsanitary and filthy to use a piece of paper to rub feces…
We cannot let them back on land! They have to stay at sea and die! Fox News : Vice President Mike Pence said a cruise ship being held off the coast of Californa will be directed to a non-commercial port so all crew and passengers…
The end has only just begun. New Virulent Strain will Kill You Quicker I told you if this mutated, we’d be in a whole new ballgame. Well, play ball, faggot – because the mutation is here. Daily Mail : The coronavirus has mutated into at…
At least Donald Trump didn’t get called a racist for shutting the border with China. And I wonder to myself: will life ever be sane again? Daily Mail : Panic buying has spread across the US from New Jersey to San Francisco with worried shoppers…
حسین شیخ الاسلام، دیپلمات و معاونت امور بینالملل مجمع جهانی تقریب مذاهب اسلامی بر اثر ابتلا به #کرونا درگذشت. /فارس pic.twitter.com/lO6Jm8e01U — پايگاه خبری انتخاب (@Entekhab_News) March 5, 2020 How are high level government officials even being exposed to this virus? RT : Hossein Sheikholeslam,…
They see me rollin – they hatin A top French politician has C O R O N A V I R U S. NEW: French lawmaker Jean-Luc Reitzer has tested positive for coronavirus and is seriously ill – BFMTV — BNO Newsroom (@BNODesk) March 5,…
The best thing I can say to Bernie supporters is this: “we’re all going to die before November anyway, so who even cares?” The death toll in America is now 11. RT : California Governor Gavin Newsom has declared a state of emergency over the…
Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu @netanyahu encourages Israelis to adopt the Indian way of greeting #Namaste at a press conference to mitigate the spread of #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/gtSKzBDjl4 — India in Israel (@indemtel) March 4, 2020 Of course, the Jews have a secret voodoo solution…
If Iran buys the dip, they can use that money to purchase weapons. It really is such a weird coincidence that this virus, which most of the internet believes is a bioweapon released by the CIA, happens to be so infectious to Iranians. What specifically…
Janice Gassam, a hopeful new symbol of Asian-Negro solidarity. Given the fact that in so many different situations, Asians get classified with white people – most notably in the context of affirmative action – I didn’t actually realize that “anti-Asian racism” was considered to be…
