Me right now. There is now a 100% certainty that you are going to die of this disease. I wish I could say that I feel bad for you, but I really just don’t care. CNN : Six people have died in Washington state as…
The bad thing about Coronavirus is that you’re going to die. The good thing about Coronavirus is that everyone else is going to die. Yahoo News : U.S. stock futures sank Sunday evening, indicating that Monday would begin yet another brutal trading week on Wall…
Have fun, faggot. Donald Trump should not have let the Coronavirus into America. At the same time, the media is obviously exploiting this situation to attack him, and hyping up a lot of unnecessary fear that everyone is going to die of this disease. Also…
Italy is the epicenter of Europe’s coronavirus contagion. Most other cases on the continent trace back to people who have been there. Within Italy, the epicenter is Lombardy, accounting for two-thirds of the country’s reported deaths and infections. There, in the “red zone,” city centers…
We’re reaching levels of dust-biting that shouldn’t even be possible. Nah, j/k. This dust-biting is just getting started. The Independent : A second person has died from the coronavirus in King County, near Seattle, Washington, authorities have confirmed. The victim was a man in his…
Maybe the disease is coming from space? Of course this disease is now just spreading in the wild. Donald Trump is an alpha male and when his people told him a deadly disease was spreading out of China he was like “and I care why?”…
The Israelis are crediting “luck” for their ability to develop a coronavirus vaccine so quickly. The Israelis are claiming that they’ll have a coronavirus vaccine developed within the next few weeks. Jerusalem Post : Israeli scientists are on the cusp of developing the first vaccine…
It’s over bro just give up. CNN : The Trump administration on Saturday announced new travel restrictions after confirmation of the first coronavirus death in the US, with President Donald Trump signaling a more robust response as US cases rise. Trump said additional cases in…
I just don’t know what to say about the fact that Iran, the number one enemy of the US, is getting the second worst of the virus after China, the biggest enemy of the US. It just seems like such a greatly beneficial coincidence for…
 Well, this seems to be fair enough. Daily Mail : A nurse who is helping Wuhan fight the coronavirus outbreak has told the Chinese government that she wants a boyfriend in return. The 30-year-old Chinese medic wrote ‘I hope the country can assign me…
“And fear not the virus which kills the body, but is not able to kill true democracy: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both true democracy and trans rights in Russia.” -US Government official statement on Coronavirus Doctor WHO just elevated Coronavirus…
“Anti-Trump Network @CNN doing whatever it can to stoke a national Coronavirus panic. The far left Network pretty much ignoring anyone who they interview who doesn’t blame President Trump.” @trish_regan @FoxNews Media refuses to discuss the great job our professionals are doing! — Donald J.…
The alleged “pope” is sick! And Italy is filled with the Coronavirus! Can you even begin to imagine how glorious it would be if the evil fake pope died of this disease??? New York Post : Pope Francis remained ill with an apparent cold on…
First high profile Coronavirus death! More to come! Everyone is going to die from this virus! RT : Iran’s former ambassador to the Vatican, prominent cleric Hadi Khosrowshahi, has died of coronavirus after being treated in hospital, according to state media. He is the highest-profile…
I haven’t heard the term “the wall” in like a year. But redskin presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren AKA “Chief Moneybags” brought it up this week, claiming that stopping building it would help stop the spread of the Coronavirus. She has a bill. Coronavirus poses a…
It is going to be so funny if everyone dies from this disease. CNBC : California Gov. Gavin Newsom said Thursday that 33 people have tested positive for COVID-19 and the state is currently monitoring at least 8,400 others —a day after U.S. health officials…
Donald Trump welcomed a thirty-five-year-old boy on stage at a rally in Denver, Colorado, on Saturday night after the young boy asked the Republican president for help coming out as a surgical mask fetishist. “Would you help me tell the world I’m only sexually aroused…
Coronavirus is the top of the pops these days. Everyone is really excited about it and hoping that billions of people are wiped out by it. But what is it, actually? Who knows. Current Numbers in China The Expansion Out of Wuhan Cases in China…
I’m personally skeptical that this is going to turn into a pandemic. But I have to tell you: the idea of an affirmative action hire being in charge of all of this really gives me cause to worry. I do not feel safer because a…
It’s such a convenient coincidence that the enemies of the US are suffering from this virus that appears to have been made in a lab. I mean: what are the chances that after China, the number one hot spot for the disease would be the…
