You think that carbon isn’t a deadly poison gas? Nigga, shut yo mouwf. We heated up out this bitch. The Guardian : Twitter chose Earth Day to announce it will ban advertisements that deny the scientific consensus on climate crisis. “We believe that climate denialism…
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Pinterest Outright Bans Anything Opposing the Climate Cult
Just a daily reminder here: we still have zero evidence that carbon dioxide causes the weather to warm on any scale that is measurable. The greenhouse effect just simply does not play a major role in earth weather cycles. No one ever believed this before…
Climate Cultists Tell People to Go Into “Wealthy” Neighborhoods and Deflate SUV Tires
You’re allowed to encourage criminal trespassing and vandalism on Twitter. As long as you’re doing it to try to change the weather. We have to turn the earth into a solid sheet of ice. New York Post : A radical environmental group is urging its…
Science Says 99% of People Breathe Polluted Air
We need to exterminate the population. Maybe we can create some kind of death injection. We could like, tell them there is a virus, then inject them with a death injection. Euronews : Almost everybody in the world breathes air containing too many pollutants, the…
Germany: Climate Cultists Cancel Singer for Having Dreadlocks
Not as bad as I was expecting, but still not good Hey, Germany. What’s going on, big guy? Breitbart : A climate protest in Germany was reportedly derailed on Friday over a decision to cancel a major performer’s appearance over her dreadlocks. Around 1,400 people…
Germany: Climate Activists Cause Multiple Traffic Jams to Save the World
Jam that bitch up. It’s hot out this bitch. I’m sweating my ass like a swamp, somebody gotta cool this bitch out, all my chairs starting to stink because my ass sweat so much. Cool it down. We gotta cool this bitch off. RT :…
Germany to Close Down All Nuclear Power Plants by End of 2022
Don’t worry goy, everything will be just fine A lot of “green” people are pointing out that nuclear power doesn’t create the alleged “warming gas” carbon dioxide. But governments are shutting them down anyway, cause this is a conspiracy and we’re being de-industrialized. Reuters :…
Italy: Climate Change Conspiracy Theorists Block Motorway to Save the World
None of these people glued their heads to the concrete like that Science-believer from Britain did, so I can’t help but question their devotion to defeating cow farts. The Guardian : Italian activists have blocked a major road in Rome as part of a series…
Science Says Cow Farts Causing Divorce and Faggotry Among Albatrosses
I always thought albatrosses were kind of gay, so I’m not surprised they’re leaving their wives to go fag. I am kind of surprised that environmentalists would consider this is a bad thing. I thought the whole argument for faggotism was that “animals do it”…
It Looks Like Germany’s New Government is Actually Gonna be Worse Than the Old One
Germany is still occupied by the United States, which is ensuring that another Hitler doesn’t rise up and gas the Jews like rats. On some level, you can’t totally blame them for their government. Unherd : Habemus chancellor! There is white smoke over Berlin as…
UK: 9 Ecotards Sentenced to Jail for Gluing Themselves to Roads
“I’ve got quite dry skin so I stick to tarmac well” Young Dolph is dead and the only thing white people care about is trying to change the weather. Breitbart : Nine eco-zealots from the Extinction Rebellion splitter group Insulate Britain have been jailed on…
Bioscience Company Raises 15 Million Dollars to Create Elephant – Woolly Mammoth Hybrids
This has all the makings of a really funny horror movie where lots of people get squished and squashed in hilariously painful ways. Let’s hope I’m right. The Guardian : Ten thousand years after woolly mammoths vanished from the face of the Earth, scientists are…
Germany: Bunch of Retards Go on Hunger Strike to Protest Politicians Not Fighting Against Cow Farts
Notice the Antifa flag There’s nothing to prevent this from just getting more and more retarded. People love retarded bullshit. BBC : A group of young people are in the third week of a hunger strike in Berlin, claiming Germany’s political parties aren’t adequately addressing…
World’s Biggest Cow Fart-Sucking Device Inaugurated in Iceland
Of course, the people making these will be selling them for a profit. It’s only fair. This sucking hasn’t even begun. The Guardian : The world’s largest plant designed to suck carbon dioxide out of the air and turn it into rock has started running,…
UK: Former Priest Sews Lips Shut to Protest Rupert Murdoch’s Alliance With Cow Farts
Heh. This really ups the ante, doesn’t it? Sputnik News : A former member of the British clergy, Tim Hewes, had his lips sewn shut to protest media tycoon Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp censoring of climate change issues, Christian Climate Action, an arm of Extinction…
Berkeley Becomes First American City to Pledge to Become Fully Vegan
Remember when vegans tried to look and act like normal people? I think technically what they’re talking about here is “vegan+,” which includes bugs. The bug thing is mostly to humiliate you, but it is also just a fact that you can’t really keep a…
Germany: Authorities Shut Down Flood Sirens Right Before the Floods Hit
This will finally stop global warming – once and for all. Free West Media : The flood disaster in Germany is being blamed by the mainstream on the “climate”. But human lives were deliberately endangered and sacrificed for that end, it appears. As t-online noted:…
Study Shows Parts of Amazon Rainforest Now Cause More Carbon Than They Absorb
The Amazon is supposed to suck carbon – not blow it! This is a nightmare for the global elite, who are trying to turn the entire planet into a solid sheet of ice. BBC News : Deforestation and climate change are altering the Amazon rainforest’s…
Netherlands: Court Orders Royal Dutch Shell to Cut Carbon Emissions 45% by 2030
The leader of the NGO who sued them Oil companies continue to pretend that they are “concerned” about the global warming movement. In actual reality, oil companies like Royal Dutch Shell were in on the ground floor of funding the environmentalist movement, driving them in…
Norwegian Scientists Say Climate in Antarctica Very Stable, Not Being Destroyed by Cow Farts
“Explaining things doesn’t work, so let’s subtly manipulate people instead” There is definitely no evidence of manmade global warming, and the theory itself doesn’t actually make any sense. However, we are at the end of an ice age, so it is possible the globe is…







