Get ready for the climate refugees, goy! I always thought The Jetsons showed what the future’s gonna be like, but it was actually The Flintstones all along. Sputnik News : The Spanish Parliament on Thursday adopted an inaugural law on climate change, which envisages 100%…
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Germany: Constitutional Court Decides Government Isn’t Doing Enough to Stop Cow Farts From Killing Us All
They’re gonna take your cheeseburgers. Most of these boomers will go along with it and say Bill Gates’ bacterium burger is just as good. The Guardian : Germany’s supreme constitutional court has ruled that the government’s climate protection measures are insufficient to protect future generations,…
Major Food Publication Bans Beef Recipes to Save the Planet From Cow Farts
They say they won’t remove their older stuff about beef, but they will at some point. The media keeps saying there isn’t a conspiracy to prevent people from eating meat. Unfortunately, there actually is a conspiracy to prevent people from eating meat, and people who…
New Spontaneous Vegan Youth Movement to Save the World from Cow Farts has 25 Chapters in 10 Countries in Under 2 Weeks
View this post on Instagram I’m participating in the #digitalstrike today with the rest of the @youthclimatesave organizers because it’s important to stand in solidarity with youth activists around the world and support each other’s causes because it’s all connected. I also want to put…
European Union Set to Approve Food Made from Bugs
Would you eat her to save the planet from cow farts? I don’t think this’ll catch on. Unless it’s eventually forced on us in order to, you know, prevent the cowfartpocalypse. Then people will be angry about it for a while, until no one cares…



