What did Binance even do? AP : The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present itself as more crypto-friendly under a new administration. Binance and the SEC filed a…
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El Salvador Submits to the IMF, Stops Forcing People to Use Bitcoin
JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador smash buys another 11 Bitcoin! 20 $BTC in 7 days 59 in 30 days TOTAL: 6,067 BTC worth $602,568,362 pic.twitter.com/WMNFtq3nhi — Bitcoin Archive (@BTC_Archive) February 4, 2025 The IMF is, like all of these “international institutions,” simply an arm of…
Trump Says Tariffs May Cause “Some” Pain
“Some”? Bro, single biggest one day crypto drop in history. Fix this shit. I don’t even know wtf “tariffs” is. RT : US President Donald Trump has acknowledged that Americans could feel “some pain” from newly imposed tariffs on foreign trading partners, but insisted the…
Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…
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Bitcoin Pops to $106,000 After Trump Says He Wants Bitcoin Strategic Reserve!
If Trump makes Bitcoin strategic reserve and causes $15 trillion to be dumped in it, I will forgive whatever wars he starts for the Jews. Reuters : Bitcoin surged to a record high above $106,000 on Monday after President-elect Donald Trump suggested he plans to…
Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
TRUMP’S 50 MINUTES #BITCOIN 2024 SPEECH SUMMARIZED: ⮕ ON HIS FIRST DAY ONLY, HE WILL FIRE GARY GENSLER. ⮕ HE SAID THAT BITCOIN WILL PROBABLY SURPASS THE MARKET CAP OF GOLD ONE DAY! ⮕ TRUMP WILL MAKE THE US THE CRYPTO CAPITAL ON THE PLANET…
Shock as Coingecko Announces Most Shitcoins are Rug-Pulls
Osamacoin (TROR) predicted to dominate this cycle. It’s a community project, dickhead. This is like saying “a majority of hookers are blown out.” You think? These were pump and dumps, bitch. We don’t love no shitcoin. RT : Over 50% of all cryptocurrencies listed on…
The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet From the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
It was a fake tweet! As it turns out, the SEC has not approved a Bitcoin ETF. RT : The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) claimed on Tuesday that its apparent approval of Bitcoin-denominated exchange-traded funds (ETF), which sent the value of the cryptocurrency…
Binance Seems Fine, They’re Just Paying a Fine
As far as I can tell, the US government was just shaking Binance down for money, they’re paying the money, and everything is fine. Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but I’m not seeing a collapse of Binance or a collapse of the crypto industry here.…
Zhao to Plead Guilty to Trumped-Up Charges, Step Down as Binance CEO
So, does this mean we’re in the clear…? New York Times : Changpeng Zhao, the founder of Binance, the largest cryptocurrency exchange in the world, agreed to plead guilty to money laundering violations, according to court papers made public on Tuesday, a stunning blow to…
Jew Scam Master Bankman Convicted of Fraud
HAHAHAHAHAHA – HE’S EATING FRENCH FRIES! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME??? I hadn’t been following this story closely, but I’d figured his lawyers would draw it out longer. RT : FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been found guilty on seven counts of fraud…
Revealed: Faggot Fake Speecher Musk Tried to Jew Us with Dogecoon
Listen, buddy – we don’t give a shit about your fake free speech where you’re banned from talking about Jews (the only thing people needed free speech for in the first place), and we don’t give a shit about your crappy “Dogecoon.” You’re a shitcoiner…
Standard Chartered: Bitcoin to Hit $50,000 by the End of the Year, $120,000 by the End of 2024
I’m not the one saying it. RT : The world’s leading cryptocurrency, Bitcoin, could surge to a new record high next year, a top analyst at Standard Chartered predicted this week in a note seen by Reuters. According to Geoff Kendrick, the cryptocurrency could climb…
Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
Finally, people are taking our new financial movement seriously! Serious people are taking us seriously! Finally! RT : Cryptocurrency will become legal tender subject to strict controls in Russia as the use of digital assets is growing rapidly , the head of the State Duma…
Hong Kong Offers Amnesty to Crypto Exchanges!
I hereby offer an invitation to welcome all global virtual asset trading operators including @coinbase to come to HK for application of official trading platforms and further development plans. Please feel free to approach me and I am happy to provide any assistance. pic.twitter.com/bcIi1IjMlc —…
Coinbase, Biggest Stock Performer YTD, Says They’re Going to Leave the US Because Biden is Smelling Their Hair
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong calls out the SEC: “We are not seeing regulatory clarity in the 🇺🇸 US. Anything is on the table, including relocating.” 👀😮 pic.twitter.com/5z1k19wbBe — Bitcoin News ⚡ (@BitcoinNewsCom) April 18, 2023 Coinbase is the single best performing large cap stock YTD…
Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in the Bahamas on US Charges
Sam Bankman-Fried, who founded and led FTX until a liquidity crunch forced the cryptocurrency exchange to declare bankruptcy last month, was arrested in the Bahamas after being charged by U.S. prosecutors https://t.co/ZLemnPLuuX pic.twitter.com/XOUjOI5SdG — Reuters (@Reuters) December 13, 2022 Anti-Semitism again? I thought we said…
Bankman-Fried Now Accused of Money Laundering Democrats Funds Through Ukraine Charity
Previously: “Kanye was Right” – Black CoinDesk Journalist Fired for Noticing That Everyone at FTX was Jewish The Jews are such a dispicable group. Our funds are not recovering. Now we hear of even more dastardly deeds emerging from the FTX black hole. The Gateway…
Sam Bankman-Fried Apparently Looting His Own Crypto Exchange with Fake Hack
It’s very obvious that Sam Bankman-Fried, who lost $16 billion by collapsing his own crypto exchange, is “hacking” his own website to steal whatever is left in the coffers. Classic Jew move. RT : Failing cryptocurrency exchange FTX has begun moving assets offline, after more…















