Tag: cryptocurrency

Is Binance About to be Legalized?

What did Binance even do? AP : The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present itself as more crypto-friendly under a new administration. Binance and the SEC filed a…

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Trump Says Tariffs May Cause “Some” Pain

“Some”? Bro, single biggest one day crypto drop in history. Fix this shit. I don’t even know wtf “tariffs” is. RT : US President Donald Trump has acknowledged that Americans could feel “some pain” from newly imposed tariffs on foreign trading partners, but insisted the…

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Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!

In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting a website where people sold drugs. As if no one ever sold drugs on Facebook.…

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All My Love to Donald and Melania, These Meme Coins are the Best

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Shock as Coingecko Announces Most Shitcoins are Rug-Pulls

Osamacoin (TROR) predicted to dominate this cycle. It’s a community project, dickhead. This is like saying “a majority of hookers are blown out.” You think? These were pump and dumps, bitch. We don’t love no shitcoin. RT : Over 50% of all cryptocurrencies listed on…

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Binance Seems Fine, They’re Just Paying a Fine

As far as I can tell, the US government was just shaking Binance down for money, they’re paying the money, and everything is fine. Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but I’m not seeing a collapse of Binance or a collapse of the crypto industry here.…

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Jew Scam Master Bankman Convicted of Fraud

HAHAHAHAHAHA – HE’S EATING FRENCH FRIES! WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME??? I hadn’t been following this story closely, but I’d figured his lawyers would draw it out longer. RT : FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has been found guilty on seven counts of fraud…

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Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia

Finally, people are taking our new financial movement seriously! Serious people are taking us seriously! Finally! RT : Cryptocurrency will become legal tender subject to strict controls in Russia as the use of digital assets is growing rapidly , the head of the State Duma…

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Hong Kong Offers Amnesty to Crypto Exchanges!

I hereby offer an invitation to welcome all global virtual asset trading operators including @coinbase to come to HK for application of official trading platforms and further development plans. Please feel free to approach me and I am happy to provide any assistance. pic.twitter.com/bcIi1IjMlc —…

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Sam Bankman-Fried Arrested in the Bahamas on US Charges

Sam Bankman-Fried, who founded and led FTX until a liquidity crunch forced the cryptocurrency exchange to declare bankruptcy last month, was arrested in the Bahamas after being charged by U.S. prosecutors https://t.co/ZLemnPLuuX pic.twitter.com/XOUjOI5SdG — Reuters (@Reuters) December 13, 2022 Anti-Semitism again? I thought we said…

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