You may have noticed crypto collapsing. It’s not really a big deal – a Jewish crypto exchange called FTX was stretched thin and couldn’t cover withdrawals. They ended up being bought out by the Chinese at Binance. TechCrunch : Binance said Tuesday it has signed…
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Crypto Coins Aren’t Really Safe at All in the Short Term (Or Even the Medium Term, Frankly)
Bitcoin has continued to stay around $20,000 for months now. I wrote on this website that I suspected that this was going to happen back when it was bobbing between $30,000 and $50,000. Right now, I have no reason to believe that the crypto currency…
US Consumer Watchdog to Monitor Cryptocurrency Payments
When the earth gets so hot that your ass is sweating all the time, and you have permanent swamp ass, you’re really going to wish you would have… Oh, right, cryptocurrency. You’re really going to wish something, you goyim pig. Reuters : The top U.S.…
Coinbase Blocks All Russian Accounts, Probably Steals Their Money
See. I told you people about Coinbase. I was banned from Coinbase in 2015 – not that long after being banned from PayPal and credit card processors. Their CEO has come out and made noises about censorship and cancel culture, yet his actions have always…
Texas Gubernatorial Candidate has Working Legs and Vows to Make Bitcoin Legal Tender
💥 Texas governor candidate Don Huffines will make #bitcoin legal tender in Texas if elected 🙌 pic.twitter.com/YeNl96XJoY — Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) January 28, 2022 Not only is Don Huffines vowing to make Bitcoin legal tender in the state of Texas, he’s got two working legs.…
US Federal Reserve Debating Making Cryptocurrency Controlled by Central Bank
This is apparently what caused yesterday’s crypto crash? How stupid are people? 4:13 AM EST. Asians and Euros bought it when it was at $38 something after American retards panicked and flapped their paper hands. We can talk about whales, but whales are not selling…
The $40k Resistance Wasn’t Even Really Broken, Buddy. Get It Together. I’m a Serious Person.
This is the chart, buddy: Listen, buddy. I acquire currency, buddy. I’m an important person, and all my buddies in the neighborhood know that I’m very serious. If one of my buddies makes a move on my money, that buddy will face my other buddies.…
Don’t Worry About Crypto, It’s Fine
It’s not the fed minutes. It’s probably not even the Kazakhstan shutdown. It’s all just manufactured price reduction so that the elite can get it at discount prices from panic sale morons. Just basically a looting. Diamond hands, just chill. It’s not like it’s not…
HOLD THE HECKING LINE
IT’S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN. HOLD THE LINE. DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR SATOSHIS TO MICHAEL SAYLOR. HOLD THE HECKING LINE. But AVAX is garbage. Pull that shit and put it in Bitcoin. Just joking. I don’t give financial advice and I just made $X…
Chinese Professor Presents Idealist Argument for Bitcoin Maximalism
Jesus, I’m buying #bitcoin ! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/IOrIEmYaF2 — David Gokhshtein (@davidgokhshtein) December 8, 2021 I thought China was against Bitcoin now, but Renmin University of China professor Qu Qiang is presenting a spectacular idealist vision for what Bitcoin maximalism would actually look like in real…
Hillary Clinton Says That Bitcoin Threatens to Undermine US Dollar as Reserve Currency
Hillary Clinton: #Bitcoin threatens US dollar as reserve currency. pic.twitter.com/3HnuKlsxzc — Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) November 19, 2021 Bitch, it’s over. We reserve currency now. Meme it up. Bitcoin Magazine : Former democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton spoke about Bitcoin and crypto’s ability to weaken governments…
$8,000 Invested in Shib Shitcoin in August 2020 Now Worth $5.7 Billion
This site has always had a strict policy against financial advice. Sometimes, I wish we didn’t have that policy. Business Insider : A crypto investor bought about $8,000 worth of shiba inu coins in August 2020. Just over a year later, the $8,000 trade has…
Snowden Catches Jew Shitcoiner Trying to Build a Database of Iris Scans
This looks like it produces a global (hash) database of people's iris scans (for "fairness"), and waves away the implications by saying "we deleted the scans!" Yeah, but you save the *hashes* produced by the scans. Hashes that match *future* scans. Don't catalogue eyeballs. https://t.co/uAk0NYGeZu…
We Hit $62,685 on Friday
Bitcoin is inches away from its all time high, officially having hit $62,685 on Friday. The ATH, hit in April, is $64,889. The government has approved the first ever Bitcoin ETF. BREAKING: It is official, Valkyrie Bitcoin Strategy ETF is approved!! pic.twitter.com/fsIZuUkgFT — Dr. Julian…
Miami Goes Full Bitcoin as America Prepares to Go Full Miami
Miami's Mayor Francis Suarez tells @emilychangtv about his big plans to pay government employees in Bitcoin and turn the city into a "Capital of Capital" beyond Silicon Valley https://t.co/VGmgYqJpr8 pic.twitter.com/LKFx7fZQQ9 — Bloomberg Technology (@technology) October 13, 2021 The same conserva-boomers who say that the coronavirus…
“Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team” to Crush Freedom, US Deputy Attorney General Says
Deputy Attorney General Lisa O. Monaco Announces National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team https://t.co/ltTYcnUqji — Justice Department (@TheJusticeDept) October 6, 2021 Let me tell you something: no matter what any person on Twitter tells you, this is a fact: the government has the ability to sink crypto…
Brazil Might Legalize Bitcoin as Legal Tender
We might be set for things to really start popping off. Coin Rivet : Brazil’s Federal Deputy Aureo Ribeiro has revealed that Brazilians could soon be able to buy houses, cars and even McDonald’s with Bitcoin. The South American nation is preparing to vote on…
Fishface Skycoin Jew EXPOSED for Fraud and Feminizing Goyim
People gave hundreds of millions of dollars to this kike. There was a piece on Skycoin last month that caught my eye. At first glance it seemed like a pretty standard story. A ghoul-faced Jew billionaire named Brandon “synth” Smietana created a new financial product…
Jewish Internet Villain Peter Schiff Offers Unconditional Surrender to Bitcoin
Who knew @PeterSchiff 's biggest regret would be not buying #Bitcoin ?😉 Hear my wide-ranging talk w/ Peter about economics, #inflation , #Gold , & of course BTC tomorrow on Coin Stories! cc: @michael_saylor @APompliano @saifedean @GoingParabolic @PrestonPysh https://t.co/bqTQS1rXfe pic.twitter.com/TzywQNUTuM — Natalie Brunell (@natbrunell) August…
Chuck Schumer to Republicans: “Listen to the Money Talk”
Who would have figured that in 2021, Chuck Schumer would become my favorite politician? New York Post : Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer on Sunday wagged his finger at Republicans who he says aren’t moving fast enough on approving the $1.2 trillion infrastructure spending plan…


















