We really do need to have IQ checks for politicians because this is just getting embarrassing. However, until we do something about the abysmally low intellectual capital of our politicians, the menace of Russian prank callers will continue unabated. Which is a positive thing, all…
Greta Thunberg is now 17 and full of joy. She celebrated her birthday with her climate minions. But her breasts were nowhere to be found. As always though, she produced a good range of weird facial expressions. Will 2020 be the year puberty finally hits…
We live in a porno culture, so it takes a minute to figure out why this would be offensive. At least, if you haven’t been paying attention, it might. RT : British comedian Rosie Jones has provoked a mass clutching of pearls on Twitter after…
Greta Thunberg and her father pictured at the time of her first transatlantic yacht trip. Greta Thunberg’s father has revealed that his daughter was a depressed mess that was already skipping school before thinking of using the climate as an excuse to skip school. Daily…
Fact check: TRUE . You know, America used to have Pastor Andersons around every single block not too long ago. Now, we’re left with meek sops and traitors that have bent the knee to Greta the Sickly. At least the good pastor is trying to…
“If you really believe in something, stop going to school and start going on yacht trips” may sound like a weird teaching to convey through a film, but that’s what the upcoming movie about Greta Thunberg is all about. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg’s journey…
The ancient evil entity of unknown origins that currently goes by the name “Greta Thunberg” has recently threatened to hurt or possibly kill world leaders if they refused to comply with her list of vague but weather-related demands. She was so blinded by her thirst…
The Ancient Demon Creature currently known as “Greta Thunberg” has finally expressed its desire for bloodshed. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg told cheering protesters today ‘we will make sure we put world leaders against the wall’ if they fail to take urgent action on climate…
Say what you want about the orange man, but this is solid advice. So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill! https://t.co/M8ZtS8okzE — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12,…
She’s wearing makeup. It is somewhat sad to see this creature being used as some kind of inside joke by the UN overlords. She gave yet another speech preaching to the choir, doing her usual “I want you to panic” bit and explaining that people…
Greta Thunberg has been named TIME “Man of the Year.” On the cover, she is looking as frail and gaunt as ever, like a small, evil worm person. Here’s the TIME article accompanying the cover. It’s very long and I didn’t read it. I have…
Greta Thunberg is looking dead inside these days, and that appears to be a direct consequence of the media giving her attention and her realizing that she can’t hide the devastating consequences of her vegan diet from all the eyes that are fixed on her.…
The allegedly 16-year-old Total Climate Commander looks sadder than ever. Daily Mail : Climate change activist Greta Thunberg looked serious today as she left a meeting at the global climate change summit in Spain . The Swedish environmentalist, 16, was seen leaving the Complutense University…
She’s dead inside. After arriving in Madrid looking rougher than ever , Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg joined the Friday climate protests there. Now new pictures show her looking even rougher. She was pictured speaking at a climate conference in Madrid Friday night. Take a…
Just look at that jaw. Those eyes. Those wrinkles. Elayna Carausu (left in the picture above) is 10 years older than Greta Thunberg but looks much more youthful and healthier next to her. In fact, Greta doesn’t even look female. Then there’s that old picture…
This man just declared himself an enemy of Supreme Climate Dictator (previously known as Climate Empress) Greta Thunberg the Great, and since Greta the Great is fighting to save the planet, this makes him an enemy of the planet. Daily Mail : Jeremy Clarkson has…
Greta’s Crusade against whatever she’s crusading against – white people, I guess – continues across the globe, unabated, as staged events are staged across the globe, where children all hopped-up on fear and confusion are told to believe that the world is going to end…
Many French are known to be what you might call “trad babies,” in that they have often cried about certain aspects of modernity that they view as being forced on them by America. In particular, they’ve been, at least in words, opposed to advertisements and…
Who is Greta Thunberg, exactly? Or, perhaps what we should be asking is… what is she, really? Daily Mail : Conspiracy theorists have claimed Greta Thunberg is a time traveller from the future ‘sent back to save us’ after spotting a picture of a very…
Climate Empress Greta Thunberg will be sailed to Spain by an Australian couple, because royalty such as her highness can’t be bothered with everyday people’s means of travel. Of course, the excuse is that this boat trip will be better for the environment than just…
