Greta Thunberg urged people to Unite Behind The Science and stop driving cars in an attempt to save the planet, but it turns out that driving a car is better for the planet than walking. This really exposes the fact that climate change “science” is…
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Greta is Still Haunting the World, Threatening Governments, Making Lunatic Demands
This bitch is like a case of herpes that never went through puberty. Yes, Greta Thunberg is still alive and she is still going around the world making all kinds of outrageous demands. She is not waiting in the shadows to make her grand return,…
Malign Hobbit Greta Thunberg Gives $100,000 to Refugee Kids, Urges People to Believe in Science
CNN brought Greta Thunberg in as part of their expert panel on coronavirus for their “global town hall” thing. Here’s what she had to say: She doesn’t know if she had the virus because in Sweden you don’t get tested for coronavirus unless you need…
Hoax Crossover: CNN Brings Greta Thunberg on for Coronavirus Town Hall
When I was a kid, I always loved it when Marvel and DC did crossover events. Batman fighting the Hulk. Superman fighting Spider-Man. Dark Phoenix teaming up with Darkseid. Bringing Greta Thunberg, the face of the global warming hoax, on to talk about the coronavirus…
Greta Thunberg Sues Everyone
While most of the world is focused on coronavirus, the lockdown, and the collapse of the economy, Greta Thunberg is working hard with one goal in mind: to be the center of attention once more. But she’s not going to have it easy. People who…
Loli Vegan Dictatorship Confirmed – US Meat Plants Shutting Down, Pork Production Down One Third, Beef Prices Soar
Supreme Leader Greta Thunberg, speaking at the latest Greta Nationalist rally, has recently declared Total Victory against the US meat industry. “Those who want to eat plants, let them eat; and those who do not want to eat plants in this world of eternal veganism,…
Greta Thunberg is Desperate for Attention
“Listen to experts, people.” Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is literally jealous of a virus. She cannot accept the fact that she’s no longer relevant and that her long-term fight about perpetual good weather was forgotten the moment someone told people that maybe there was…
Stupid Little Bitch Greta is Pretending Like She has Corona to Get Attention
Greta Thunberg has been at the center of the media spotlight for over a year. Now there’s a disease that is more popular than her. So what does this attention whoring little mentally ill retard do? Well, she claims to have the virus, of course!…
Greta Thunberg Says She May Have Coronavirus, Has Symptoms
View this post on Instagram The last two weeks I’ve stayed inside. When I returned from my trip around Central Europe I isolated myself (in a borrowed apartment away from my mother and sister) since the number of cases of COVID-19 (in Germany for instance)…
Greta Thunberg Orders Climate Army to “Protest” on Twitter Because of Coronavirus
Pictured: Greta Thunberg being concerned. Shouldn’t we be encouraging the usage of fossil fuels to heat the planet to help fight against this coronavirus thing though? Global warming can save lives. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg has urged fellow climate activists to protest online and…
UK: Bristol Police Drive Greta Thunberg to Her Protest in Electric Car
Greta Thunberg is so retarded that she can’t see that she’s being promoted by the establishment that she thinks she’s fighting against while the establishment literally drives her to one of her anti-establishment protests. Daily Mail : Ex-detectives have blasted Bristol officers for ‘an abuse…
Riding Dirty: Greta Goes Grimy with Real Nigga Who’s Helping Her Change the Weather
View this post on Instagram En oväntad vänskap ☘️🎸 @gretathunberg A post shared by 1.CUZ (@1.cuz) on Feb 14, 2020 at 7:38am PST Greta is a ride or die bitch who is getting grimy with real rough niggas in her quest to change the weather…
Russian Fake Greta Pranks Bernie Sanders, Gets Him to Agree to be in a Rap Video Wearing Gold Chains
The media is not reporting on these Russian prank calls to politicians using a fake Greta Thunberg, so apparently politicians are not aware that it is happening. The calls are made by the comedy duo Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov, known by the stage names…
Greta Thunberg Signs Up for BBC Documentary Series About Her “Crusade”
The malnourished teenager with Asperger syndrome and tiny tits, Greta Thunberg, is not done lecturing the world about the proper way to be a tiny malnourished teenager. In fact, she’s just getting started. Daily Mail : Greta Thunberg has signed up for a BBC documentary…
Young Africans Rally to Demand That White People Change the Weather in Africa
Shmuley Ben Shekelheim New York Times February 2, 2020 Ugandan Ibingu Ujabu speaks to Greta Thunberg via internet uplink. On Friday, I attended a meeting of African youths in Uganda at an event organized by Greta Thunberg’s “Fridays for Future” organization. What I found was…
Greta Thunberg Seeks to Change the Weather in Africa to Stop Blacks from Being Poor
Greta Thunberg, angry mentally retarded teenage messiah of the black race. The primary reason that the blacks are so poor is that white people drove cars and caused the weather to change in Africa. Greta Thunberg plans to solve this problem by changing the weather…
Greta Thunberg Says It Doesn’t Take a College Degree to Realize Carbon Budget Doesn’t Add Up
On the one hand, Greta Thunberg appeals to authority by telling people to “unite behind the science” and listen to the climate experts. On the other hand, she tells people that you don’t need to be an expert in order to be right… as long…
No-Titty Teen Retard Greta Goes Apeshit at Davos, Demands the World Meet Her Demands
Even if you believe in this idiotic global warming hoax , Greta Thunberg should be immediately viewed as a repulsive freak. This should be the visceral reaction to just seeing this stupid no-titty retard whine. I will tell you this: if she were up on…
Is the Heroic Asperger’s Teenage Leader of the “Global Warmers” Threatening Terrorism Now?
With BILLIONAIRES and CAPITALISTS producing all of this pollution that is DESTROYING THE PLANET, the leader of the global anti-weather movement, Asperger syndrome 17-year-old breastless bug-eating vegan Greta Thunberg, is vowing to kick things up a notch in what sounds like a threat of terrorism.…
4chan Haxxors Reveal Greta Thunberg’s Facebook Page is Run by Papa Thunberg and a Pajeet!
Anyone who knows anything about veganism knows that Greta Thunberg is too retarded from not eating meat to be able to write coherent sentences on Facebook. It was obviously someone else running the account. Her psycho parents would be the obvious guess, but apparently, they…



















