Siri is the biggest known security vulnerability in an Apple phone, and it is ideal to just turn it off . As far as we are aware, this is the only way the device can just start recording you without having been hacked. Though at…
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Apple Introduces Cheap iPhone for All the People About to be Poor
Of course they’re not going to do red, white and blue. The virus hoax is a million, million times worse than 911, but it’s not inspiring patriotism. Oh good. A new phone for a collapsed economy. CNBC : Apple announced a new, cheaper iPhone model…
Following Apple, Samsung Skips Numbers, Calls the S11 the S20
For Tim Cook, grooming teenage boys is a full-time job. Being the CEO of Apple is just a side gig. Apple releasing the iPhone 7S as the iPhone 8 and at the same time releasing the iPhone 8 as the iPhone X was disgusting gimmickry…
Apple Might Call Its Legacy Model the iPhone 9
Calling the iPhone 8s the “iPhone X,” and then deciding that the “X” meant “10” and calling its successor the iPhone 11 was some really tacky crap. The sort of thing that never would have happened under Steve Jobs. I guess someone told them to…
Donald Trump is Right Again! This Time About Something That MATTERS to EVERYONE!
Wise man, will you grant us wisdom in our time of need? To Tim: The Button on the IPhone was FAR better than the Swipe! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2019 It really was just a dumb, stupid thing to remove the button.…
Depraved Tim Cook Unveils New iPhone with Additional Black Hole on the Back That Can Spread “Ultra Wide”
ULTRA WIDE The disgusting faggot Tim Cook loves anuses so much that he added an additional one to the back of the iPhone and called it “a new model.” The new iPhone 11 sports 3 anuses on its back and can go “ultra-wide.” This really…
Apple Apologizes for Passing Around Audio Recordings of You Having Sex
It’s okay, Apple. I don’t care if you listen to me having sex. In fact, I’m honored by it. New York Post : Sorry we’ve been eavesdropping on your sex life. Apple on Wednesday apologized to its users for employing third-party contractors to listen to…
Even This Vapid Pink-Haired Cunt Says There’s Almost No Difference Between a $479 Phone and a $1,099 Phone
Women are stupid and known to care exclusively about status and other trivialities. However, even this stupid pink-haired whore in this video from YouTube.com was forced to admit that there is basically no difference between a $479 Google Pixel 3a XL and a $1,099 iPhone…
Huawei has Long Beat Apple, Closing in on Samsung
The smartphone industry is basically over, because the smartphone has peaked. There is literally no qualitative difference between an iPhone 6 and an iPhone XS. So the only time people are going to be buying phones from here on out is when they drop them.…
Apple Claims Climate Change is Going to Help Them Sell More iPhones
Apple has based their entire business model around selling unlimited amounts of iPhones. This strategy is failing so now they’re claiming climate change is going to help them with sales. Apple has put out a report claiming that they are going to be able to…
Apple Stupidly Prepares to Release Three New iPhone Models in 2019
Looks like Apple is preparing to release three new iPhone models in 2019 none of which will have any significant or substantive improvements over previous iPhone models. New reports about Apple’s plans for 2019 have started to leak in the media. Despite declining iPhone sales,…
After Apple Announces Cellphone Market Collapse, Samsung Does Same
Yes. The era of paying $800 for a new phone every year is definitely over. The only replacements from anyone normal at this point are going to be after drops or because of planned obsolesce battery-drain conspiracies. CNBC : Samsung Electronics said on Tuesday that…
New Troubles: $1500 iPhone is Likely to Blow Your Dick Off
This is a monumental screw-up on the part of Apple. Pretty much the worst possible thing you can ever do as a phone company is put out an exploding phone. It’s fitting that it is the iPhone XS, which starts at $1200 and ranges all…
Dear Apple Company: Stop Sucking Small Chinese Cock, Come Home to America
Apple prices may increase because of the massive Tariffs we may be imposing on China – but there is an easy solution where there would be ZERO tax, and indeed a tax incentive. Make your products in the United States instead of China. Start building…
Twitter Now Collapsing as Well – 17% Share Loss!
Would you use a product created by this man? I certainly would. Until he banned me and all my frens! Facebook had the biggest stock loss of any company in all of history earlier this week. @jack can’t beat that. Probably, no company ever will.…
Negro Businessmen Arrested for Niggardry
Caleyal Roberson, Angelo Bethea. Lol this is actually really clever and funny for negros. Never buy something from blacks. If you don’t get assaulted/killed/raped, the thing is a fake or broken somehow. Fayob Server : Two men are accused of offering new iPhones for sale…
Wrong Move, Bucko: Apple Defies Lord Gaben, Rejects Steam App for iOS
You simply do not trifle with a man who wields such power. There’s millions of young White men out there who have no future, and nothing to live for. They have dead end jobs, no realistic prospects of starting a traditional family and have to…
Apple Kikes Secure Telegram App Out of App Store!
I think it is unlikely that they won’t reverse this. But wow just wow. It’s a bold move. RT : Apple has pulled Telegram messenger app from the App Store over “inappropriate content” on the platform, Telegram founder and chief executive Pavel Durov said. “We…
US Joins List of Countries Suing Faggot Apple Over Programmed Obsolescence
Almost more insulting than the Apple homosexual plot to slow down people’s phones so they’ll have to keep buying new ones was their response – “oh, CIS males, we’ll give you a discount on a battery to show you how sorry we are for fagging…
Homo Apple CEO Tim Cook Receives Massive Raise After Running Company Into the Ground
I’d be laughing too if I was paid 12 million dollars to be a faggot and drive companies into the ground. As we recently reported , Apple’s iPhone X sales have been lagging behind expectations significantly. Given that this is their current flagship product and…




















