Tag: iphone

Apple Getting Sued for Deranged Slow-Down Conspiracy

The iPhone slowdown conspiracy is what happens when your only product is a phone and your plan is to sell infinity phones forever. It is what happens when you install an affirmative action CEO specifically because he sucks dick. RT : A lawsuit has been…

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The $1000 Pile of Hot Garbage That is the iPhone X

Apple has released their new pile of overpriced materialism designed to price gouge idiots for all they can. This phone does not have any upgrades over previous models and have several accessories that are almost required to use it normally are sold separately . There…

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Apple Skips Two Numbers, Calls New Phone “iPhone X”

The big day has finally arrived, and it was a bigger letdown than we possibly could have imagined. The Verge : Today’s iPhone launch, coming a full decade after the release of the original iPhone, will feature a device quite similar to Apple’s first ever…

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iPhone 8 Design Released

It’s going to be the most expensive phone ever made. That’s their marketing angle, after the flop of the iPhone 7. The fact of the matter is, the smartphone peaked with the iPhone 6, and Apple is going to have to come up with some…

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Apple Wastes $5 Billion on New Donut-Shaped Corporate Office

$5 billion is a ton of money for an ugly looking donut shaped building! The arrogance of Silicon Valley based technology companies is astounding. Apple just wasted billions of dollars on their new corporate headquarters in California. Apparently they’re finally moving employees into it. WSJ…

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I Wouldn’t Buy Apple Stock

The media is promoting Apple stock going up, which is causing Apple stock to go up. Modern economics are retarded. NBC : Apple’s stock continues to hit new highs — and on Monday, investors pushed Apple’s total market value to over $800 billion. Apple shares…

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Vault 7 iPhone Exploits Released

RELEASE: CIA #Vault7 "Dark Matter" https://t.co/pgnfeODXVB pic.twitter.com/vkI16f3vMD — WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) March 23, 2017 Newest Vault 7 leaks show how CIA hacked your iPhone. RT : WikiLeaks has released the latest batch of documents in its Vault 7 series of documents related to the CIA’s espionage…

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Nokia to Re-Release Primitive 3310 Phone

This is an interesting business move. Nokia really missed the boat by not producing Android phones, or any workable modern smartphone at all. They did these horrible Windows phones (even after they were sold by Windows) which they literally couldn’t give away. So now they…

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Jews Caught Hacking Apple Again

The Jews are very adept at spying. This is because they believe everyone is planning to Holocaust them, and so they must always keep watch. Ironically, this non-stop invasive, controlling behavior has led many people to want to Holocaust them. BBC : Flaws in Apple’s…

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FBI Manages to Open Terrorist iPhone (As If by Magic)

No one could have predicted these people were dangerous. As if by magic, the FBI has managed to crack the encryption on the San Bernardino terrorist’s iPhone. Fox News : The U.S. Justice Department announced Monday it has successfully accessed data stored on the iPhone…

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Encryption Drama: I Stand with the iFag

There is yet more privacy drama, with the FBI demanding Apple give them special anti-encryption software to hack the phone of the crazed haji who shot-up the autism center in San Bernardino last year. Top faggot Tim Cook is refusing the FBI’s request, and I…

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