The iPhone slowdown conspiracy is what happens when your only product is a phone and your plan is to sell infinity phones forever. It is what happens when you install an affirmative action CEO specifically because he sucks dick. RT : A lawsuit has been…
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Apple Fires Black “Diversity” VP for Standing-up for the White Race
At Apple, the only offense a Black woman can get fired for is defending White people. Didn’t Apple already do enough damage to the White race by releasing these shitty new iPhones? Haven’t we endured enough of this crap to warrant this company thinking “wow,…
Oops: iPhone X Users About to Get Their Faces Hacked by Vietnamese Pirates
tfw my face is getting hacked. The entire world was enraged when Apple announced the new iPhones wouldn’t be getting any real new features, with some going so far as to declare they would riot and “burn this bitch down” over it . But then…
FBI Failed to Hack Half the Phones They Confiscated Last Year
A lot of people on the Alt-Right are just like “meh, they can hack everything.” In actual fact “they” can, but the “they” is necessary to define. Groups that can see anything: CIA Mossad FSB Whatever the Chinese intelligence service is called People who pay…
Deutsche Bank Analyst Parrots Anglin on iPhone X (You’re Witnessing the Diversity-Based Collapse of Apple Here, Folks)
Very few people other than me have come out and said the obvious. It’s an inconvenient truth. Phone Arena : During an interview with business cable channel CNBC on Monday, Deutsche Bank analyst Sherri Scribner said that based on Apple’s current stock price, investors are…
The $1000 Pile of Hot Garbage That is the iPhone X
Apple has released their new pile of overpriced materialism designed to price gouge idiots for all they can. This phone does not have any upgrades over previous models and have several accessories that are almost required to use it normally are sold separately . There…
Apple Confirmed for Paying People to Shill for Their Gimmick Phone Flop
I don’t actually have confirmation that Apple is paying journalists to shill for their “iPhone X.” But I can basically go ahead and assume it with virtually 100% certainty. Why else would people be promoting this stupid gimmick product? What is this phone? Well, it…
Apple Skips Two Numbers, Calls New Phone “iPhone X”
The big day has finally arrived, and it was a bigger letdown than we possibly could have imagined. The Verge : Today’s iPhone launch, coming a full decade after the release of the original iPhone, will feature a device quite similar to Apple’s first ever…
France: App Released to Warn of “No-Go Zones” (AKA Islamic Colonies)
HAHA! We had one of these in America, and the makers of it were attacked as racists. I think Apple maybe banned it. Gawker . Presumably, the same thing will happen in France. I can’t see any reason why it wouldn’t. It’s not like you…
iPhone 8 Design Released
It’s going to be the most expensive phone ever made. That’s their marketing angle, after the flop of the iPhone 7. The fact of the matter is, the smartphone peaked with the iPhone 6, and Apple is going to have to come up with some…
Apple Wastes $5 Billion on New Donut-Shaped Corporate Office
$5 billion is a ton of money for an ugly looking donut shaped building! The arrogance of Silicon Valley based technology companies is astounding. Apple just wasted billions of dollars on their new corporate headquarters in California. Apparently they’re finally moving employees into it. WSJ…
I Wouldn’t Buy Apple Stock
The media is promoting Apple stock going up, which is causing Apple stock to go up. Modern economics are retarded. NBC : Apple’s stock continues to hit new highs — and on Monday, investors pushed Apple’s total market value to over $800 billion. Apple shares…
Vault 7 iPhone Exploits Released
RELEASE: CIA #Vault7 "Dark Matter" https://t.co/pgnfeODXVB pic.twitter.com/vkI16f3vMD — WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) March 23, 2017 Newest Vault 7 leaks show how CIA hacked your iPhone. RT : WikiLeaks has released the latest batch of documents in its Vault 7 series of documents related to the CIA’s espionage…
Nokia to Re-Release Primitive 3310 Phone
This is an interesting business move. Nokia really missed the boat by not producing Android phones, or any workable modern smartphone at all. They did these horrible Windows phones (even after they were sold by Windows) which they literally couldn’t give away. So now they…
San Francisco: Black Mobs Attack Apple Stores
I thought blacks used Nokia, mainly? Do they know how to use iPhones now? When did they learn that? And who taught them?
Peak Smartphone: iPhone 7 Won’t Have Any Relevant New Features
Short of like, being able to shoot laser-beams or teleport you, there isn’t really much than can be added to the iPhone at this point. I think 6 pretty much represented the peak. The 6s didn’t really have any new features over the 6 –…
Jews Caught Hacking Apple Again
The Jews are very adept at spying. This is because they believe everyone is planning to Holocaust them, and so they must always keep watch. Ironically, this non-stop invasive, controlling behavior has led many people to want to Holocaust them. BBC : Flaws in Apple’s…
Israeli Jews Responsible for Breaking Into Terrorist iPhone
The Jews sure are good at spying. But I guess they need to be, what with the goyim constantly trying to commit a genocide against them. Gotta keep eyes on those goyim. Daily Mail : An Israeli company helped the FBI in unlocking the iPhone…
FBI Manages to Open Terrorist iPhone (As If by Magic)
No one could have predicted these people were dangerous. As if by magic, the FBI has managed to crack the encryption on the San Bernardino terrorist’s iPhone. Fox News : The U.S. Justice Department announced Monday it has successfully accessed data stored on the iPhone…
Encryption Drama: I Stand with the iFag
There is yet more privacy drama, with the FBI demanding Apple give them special anti-encryption software to hack the phone of the crazed haji who shot-up the autism center in San Bernardino last year. Top faggot Tim Cook is refusing the FBI’s request, and I…















