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Joe Biden is Going Down for This Fingering Hoax

Mr. Bojangles is on his way out. I called it. They’re pulling the rug on old Joe the Road Dog. Old rusty Joe. Poor bastard is getting nippled. They could have just went to the guy and said “buddy, you’re too damn old, you’re making…

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Joe Biden Refuses to Believe All Women

Joe Biden, the sexist piece of shit, is out there on the TV saying that he doesn’t believe Tara Reade that he sexually assaulted her. This is completely against the rule of our society. The rules are that you have to believe women. If this…

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Obummer Endorses Creepy Uncle Joe

The gay communist Moslem Barry Obummer has endorsed Creepy Uncle Joe as the DEMON-RATS continue to do whatever it is they’re doing. The “Straight Outta Kenya” former president released a very long video talking mostly about Bernie Sanders, and saying that Uncle Joe also believes…

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Oh and Bernie Dropped Out

Losing to a literal walking skeleton either means your ideas aren’t very popular or you ran a horrible campaign. And as far as I can tell, Bernie’s ideas are pretty popular. This would maybe be a more important news story if… no, it wouldn’t really…

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Joe Rogan Says He’d Vote for Trump Over Biden

If you’ve lost Joe Rogan, you’ve lost Middle America. Joe Biden has lost Joe Rogan. On his podcast Friday, Rogan told guest Eric Weinstein, a Jewish weirdo, that he’d vote for Donald Trump over presumptive nominee Biden due to Biden’s senility, an issue Rogan has…

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Joe Biden Now Hosting a Health Podcast

Joe Biden: Don’t worry, he’s healthy as dog shit Do you think Joe Biden can shave himself? I imagine he would forget where he was and what he was doing. I’m thinking that he already needs heavy assistance with the very most basic tasks, and…

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Alpha Male Joe Biden Sweeps Three More Primaries

Yo nigga, gimmie yo keeds, we goin ridin with Biden. Joe Biden is so alpha, no wonder everyone wants him to be president. He hates black people. New York Times : Joseph R. Biden Jr. easily defeated Senator Bernie Sanders in three major primaries on…

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Looka Here, Bernie & Bros

If I was a Bernie Brother, this sort of thing would make me angry. Looka here, Bernie & Bros, Y’all seriously thought y’all could just disrupt our Dem Party like the Tea Partiers did to the GOP This ain’t the GOP. This is the party…

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