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Biden Wins Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri and Idaho

At time of writing, Joe Biden has beaten Bernie Sanders bloody in 4 of the 6 states which went to the Democrat primary polls on Tuesday. Mississippi: Missouri: Michigan: Idaho: In two states, without full reporting, Bernie is in the lead. Washington (67% reporting AToW):…

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Warren’s Exit has Boosted Biden – Not Bernie (Malarkey ENDS)

Well, this is unfortunate. Unfortunate for MALARKEY. Reuters : Elizabeth Warren’s departure from the Democratic presidential race appears to have benefited front-runner Joe Biden more than Bernie Sanders, her liberal ally on many issues, according to a Reuters/Ipsos national opinion poll released on Monday. The…

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Cory Booker Books It to Suck Biden, Joe

even trying anymore? This is really going to help Joe Biden’s campaign. New York Times : Senator Cory Booker of New Jersey endorsed former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. for president on Monday, adding to what has become a nearly complete consolidation of support…

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Bernie Praises Biden for Not Being Senile

What the hell even is this? Most Biden supporters believe he is senile and incapable of being president. But Bernie is out there shilling for him. Why? Daily Beast : In the wake of many of his supporters and progressives openly questioning the cognitive capabilities…

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A Requiem for Malarkey

You are broken. But just relax. We can fix you. The latest CNN poll of Democratic voters nationwide has Joe Biden at 52% and Bernie Sanders at 36%. This fits in with our official prediction that Joe Biden is now the presumptive nominee and the…

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Here’s How Bernie Can Still Win

There is literally no way Bernie Sanders can win the nomination after the events of Ruby Tuesday. All these people are going to keep talking about “here’s how Bernie can still win,” but Bernie cannot still win. Joe Biden is the presumptive nominee, and there…

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Cenk is Going to War in the Name of Bernie Sanders

ROFL pic.twitter.com/BzdNewIdqQ — The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸 (@ColumbiaBugle) March 4, 2020 Cenk Uygur has declared a war on Joe Biden. The fat Turkish slob has stated point blank that Bernie Sanders is going to be the nominee, and he’s telling us that right now, yes.…

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Bloomberg Drops Out, Endorses Ultimate Leader Joe Biden

Mike Bloomberg was just a small town boy and he wasn’t destined for the big city lights of the presidency. Bloomberg : Michael Bloomberg endorsed Joe Biden for the Democratic nomination as he ended his presidential campaign on Wednesday and pledged to continue working to…

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