With 92% reporting in at time of writing, Joe Biden has allegedly won Massachusetts with 33%. This is more than a little bit strange. USA Today : Biden did not campaign in Massachusetts, have any organization in the state or air any television ads in…
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Super Tuesday: Biden Sweeps, Is Now Presumed Nominee
IT’S OVER, BERNIE LOST, BIDEN IS THE NOMINEE. EVERYONE IS STUPID. ESPECIALLY THE BLACKS. OR ARE THEY??? 11:52 PM Okay, well, I’m done with this thread. This is stupid. "See you all in four years!" pic.twitter.com/SL2HWtlNgG — Paul 🦠 (@RealOldPaul) March 4, 2020 11:47 PM…
Anal Pete Gives Joe Biden the Reach-Around – Drops Out!
This was one thing I definitely did not see coming. I’m a wee bit surprised. New York Times : Pete Buttigieg, the former small-city Indiana mayor and first openly gay major presidential candidate, said Sunday night he was dropping out of the Democratic race, following…
Super Tuesday: Bernie Set to Win Texas Hugely, Nationally 11% Above Zombie Joe
Tuesday is SUPER TUESDAY. Bernie is set to win BIG T. CNBC : Bernie Sanders holds a comfortable lead in Tuesday’s Texas Democratic primary, one of the biggest troves of delegates up for grabs in the race for the 2020 presidential nomination, according to an…
Zombie Joe: Biden Wins HUGE in South Carolina! Anal Pete Refuses to Quit!
9:11 AM Pete “Anal Pete” Buttigieg pictured smiling after eating a man’s semen. Anal Pete is a bottom you can’t keep down. The Guardian : Pete Buttigieg will not drop out of the race to be the Democratic presidential nominee, despite finishing well behind Joe…
150 Million People Have Died from Gun Violence Since 2007
I’ve been a big supporter of gun rights my entire life, but I guess I just never understood the statistics. As Joe Biden, a candidate for president and the US Senate relayed in the Democratic debate in Charleston, South Carolina this week, 150 million people…
Presidential Candidate Joe Biden Announces That He’s Also Running for Senate
Joe Biden: "My name is Joe Biden. I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate…if you don't like me, you can vote for the other Biden." Joe Biden is running for… Senate? pic.twitter.com/7EcO3ajAOu — Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) February 25, 2020 Apparently questioning his chances…
The Blacks Will Not Save Biden
These are national numbers. There are still people on the internet claiming that Joe Biden could see some kind of surge when the heavily black states start voting. Because, the theory goes, the blacks are loyal to Biden because he was Barack Obama’s first mate.…
Joe Biden Says It’s “Bizarre” to Put Any Limits at All on Immigration
Why is Joe Biden in the news? That is what is bizarre. Breitbart : Former Vice President Joe Biden campaigned inside a Chinese restaurant on Tuesday evening, telling supporters it was “bizarre” to suggest a limit on immigration to the U.S. Biden promised to expand…
Democrats Know They Have No Chance of Winning the Election
I’ve said from the beginning of the campaigns that the Democrats know they have no ability to beat the very popular incumbent president, and that the current plan of these people is to use the platform of running the campaign for the purpose of pushing…
Biden is Out of the Game and Everyone is Talking About Bloomberg
Joe Biden apparently does have the same disposition as JL Picard, in that he enjoys shuffling around while pushing 80 and being humiliated everywhere. If he didn’t enjoy that, he’d have dropped out by now. But his anthem is “wild, wild dog-faced ponies couldn’t drag…
Joe Biden Attacks Bernie Sanders Because Bernie Bros Made Fun of Him on the Internet
Well, you certainly can’t accuse Joe Biden of being petty. Wait, I mean that you can accuse Joe Biden of being petty. What you can’t accuse him of is being emotionally unstable. Wait. Actually I mean you can’t accuse him of being senile . POLITICO…
Joe Biden Calls Dog-Faced Woman Voter “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier” When Asked About Iowa Failure
In New Hampshire on Monday, Joe Biden called a female voter a “lying dog-faced pony soldier” when she asked him why he performed so poorly in Iowa. Insulting a woman on her appearance is probably the worst possible thing a Democrat politician – especially a…
Joe Biden Launches Attacks on Pete Buttigieg, Says He has No Experience
Joe is on the prowl and he’s hungry like the wolf, but Pete is the expert in wolfing down semen. Fox News : Former Vice President Joe Biden’s campaign released an ad Saturday that mocks rival Pete Buttigieg’s experience as mayor of South Bend, Ind.…
Joe Biden Says Ukrainian-Jew Spy Should Get a Medal for Trying to Kike Trump
Biden asks the audience to give Alexander Vindman, who was escorted out of the White House today, a standing ovation: "[Trump] should be pinning a medal on Vindman and not on Rush Limbaugh." pic.twitter.com/lMsHyaT8IQ — Axios (@axios) February 8, 2020 Democrats are the real racists?…
Was Biden Destroyed by the Impeachment Hoax or Were the Polls Faked?
RT has been publishing some pretty great Alt-Lite tier op-eds lately. They have one up about The Rise and Fall of Joe Biden by a former NYU professor, Michael Rectenwald, that argues that Biden was brought low by the focus that the impeachment brought upon…
RAPED: Biden Comes in FOURTH in Iowa, Bernie and Anal Pete Tie for First
It didn’t have to be this way. lol jk yes it did. After an inexplicable 36-hour delay, the results of Iowa’s first-in-the-nation caucus finally came trickling in. At time of writing, with 71% reporting in, Joe Biden is way down in fourth place with zero…
Iowa Caucuses: Joe Biden is Coming in HOT
It’s Iowa day. And Joe Biden is coming in HOT. Washington Examiner : Joe Biden fumed at Today co-anchor Savannah Guthrie after she asked him about how a controversy related to his son Hunter Biden has influenced his presidential campaign. On Monday morning, the show…
Ukraine: Prosecutor Sues Joe Biden for Getting Him Fired
Joe Biden is the one who actually committed all of these crimes Trump is accused of. I hate this whole Ukraine story, what with the impeachment and the hoaxery. But I do understand it, which I think is more than 99% of America can say,…
Biden Suggests He’s Planning to Die During Presidency, Says People Should Vote for Someone Else
The more I think about it, the more I think that Joe Biden should be elected simply because he says the most funny things of any candidate, and I don’t want this ride to stop. Donald Trump’s statements about how we’d be in “World War…




















