This time, The Science has spoken to us through Annie Lennox, doctoral researcher at The Open University in the UK Do any of these science bitches even try to pretend they’re doing any actual science? Because as far as I can tell, every single one…
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NASA’s Mars Rover Generates Enough Oxygen for a Small Dog to Breathe for 10 Hours
You guys think this is real? I don’t really have an opinion on it. I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if it was fake or real. New York Post : A breakthrough instrument on NASA’s Mars Perseverance rover is considered a mission success after producing…
Bill Gates Says Musk Should Stop Trying to Go to Mars and Start Paying for Vaccines
If Elon Musk is spending all his money on his own personal projects, who is going to vax the African children and invent very healthy new gene therapies for very deadly viruses? Bill Gates can’t do all the work. He needs a man to stand…
Skittles Makes Sued for Selling Product “Unfit for Human Consumption”
I read the headline and just assumed they were being sued by M&Ms. The Guardian : Taste the toxin? A lawsuit filed Thursday in northern California federal court alleges that Skittles candies, which boast the slogan “taste the rainbow” on account of their many colors,…
But I Really Believed in the Mars Hole? The Mars Hole Convinced Me, Tho?
Additional image(s) from Mars taken 5.7.22 by a camera onboard NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity ( https://t.co/juWAESDn2V ) pic.twitter.com/IzZcHgO4CR — Annie Jacobsen (@AnnieJacobsen) May 11, 2022 I was finally convinced of aliens by the Mars hole. Now I’m learning that the Mars hole isn’t an alien…
Elon Musk Says He’ll Turn Carbon Dioxide from Atmosphere Into Fuel
Will also be important for Mars — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 13, 2021 Elon Musk also says self-driving cars will be ready in three days. RT : SpaceX founder Elon Musk has revealed that his company is working on a program to take CO2 out…
China Lands a Spacecraft on Mars for the First Time
China is now the only country after the US to have ever successfully landed on Mars. It is unclear how they managed such a feat without making Diversity their strength. AP : China landed a spacecraft on Mars for the first time on Saturday, a…
Water Confirmed to be Found on Mars!
The Future Mars Base: A transgendered person surveys the land while an obese woman who is healthy somehow and an African tribesperson with a lip-plate care for the hydroponics. YES. Water on Mars, baby. The Independent : Several liquid bodies have been found under the…
Planet Mars Drying Up Because Not Enough Martians are Eating Bugs and Driving Teslas
Some people claim that the global warming on Mars is caused by Martians. Those people are known as racist rednecks – everyone knows that ALL global warming is caused by White people in Europe and America – including the global warming on other planets. We…
Former NASA Scientist Says He’s Convinced Alien Life was Discovered in 1970s During Mission to Mars
Picture alleged to be from NASA’s first Mars landing The whole Mars thing is highly controversial. Some say it didn’t happen and that the landings and pictures are staged. Some say it did happen but that nothing interesting was found. Others say it did happen…
Mars: Water Could be Used to Fuel Dilation Stations for Trans-Women
One of the biggest problems facing NASA and Elon Musk and others regarding space colonization is how to provide for the needs of the trans community in space. New discoveries of water on Mars mean that we may be able to equip dilation stations ,…
Elon Musk Insists on Nuking Mars
Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018 Uh, no. Wait. Wrong tweet. This one: Nuke Mars! — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 16, 2019 Why would you do such thing? Business Insider : Elon Musk tweeted on Thursday…
Suicide Rates Highest Since WWII – Perfect Time to Invade Iran, Cure AIDS and Go to Mars
While Donald Trump is promising to cure AIDS and send a man to Mars , people are killing themselves and dying of drug overdoses at a rate higher than any time in modern history. New Scientist : The rate of suicide in the US is…
Who’s Really to Say That the Moon Isn’t a Part of Mars?
According to the media, Donald Trump tweeted Saturday that the Moon is a part of Mars. For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused…
Head of NASA Says First Person to Land on Mars Likely to be a Woman
Thas rite, tis the time of dae black velvet now. What did he mean by this? CNN : Forget everything you’ve learned about men and Mars. Chances are the first person to land on the red planet will be a woman, the head of NASA…
No More Mars Mission for You, Goy
I really thought that we were going to Mars. It kept me going. When things got bad, I just reminded myself that nunna it would matter once we were all set up on Mars and then those moons near Saturn. Alas. RT : Mars One,…
Water on Mars. We Can’t Build a City There Though. We Have to Pay for Child Trannies and Double-Pregnant Elsa.
There is plenty of water. For those of you asking – yes it is water ice. Mars Express first detected water on #Mars in 2004, see our release at the time https://t.co/oAY2Qj0U5N . More recently, the spacecraft detected liquid water under the planet’s south pole,…
NASA Pedophiles Tell Elon Musk He Can’t Terraform Mars
NASA is attacking the anti-Semitic space adventurer and magic driving machine creator Elon Musk, telling him he can’t terraform Mars. Why? Well, because they are all a bunch of pedophiles. Futurism : SORRY, ELON. To be ready for human occupants, Elon Musk has long called…
So, Water on Mars, Huh?
Honestly, every space discovery just makes me angry. Because we are not spending money on making my space dreams come true. We are spending money on transsexual transformations and welfare for Somalian animals. We are spending money on insane, nonsensical provocations of Russia – the…
Where’s My Mars Colony, DRUMPF??
Scientist have discovered some molecules or some other boring shit on Mars recently. Frankly whether or not there was life on Mars is irrelevant to me. What concerns me is w hether or not we have colonies on Mars. RT : NASA’s Curiosity rover has…


















