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Water Confirmed to be Found on Mars!

The Future Mars Base: A transgendered person surveys the land while an obese woman who is healthy somehow and an African tribesperson with a lip-plate care for the hydroponics. YES. Water on Mars, baby. The Independent : Several liquid bodies have been found under the…

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Elon Musk Insists on Nuking Mars

Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello. — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018 Uh, no. Wait. Wrong tweet. This one: Nuke Mars! — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 16, 2019 Why would you do such thing? Business Insider : Elon Musk tweeted on Thursday…

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No More Mars Mission for You, Goy

I really thought that we were going to Mars. It kept me going. When things got bad, I just reminded myself that nunna it would matter once we were all set up on Mars and then those moons near Saturn. Alas. RT : Mars One,…

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NASA Pedophiles Tell Elon Musk He Can’t Terraform Mars

NASA is attacking the anti-Semitic space adventurer and magic driving machine creator Elon Musk, telling him he can’t terraform Mars. Why? Well, because they are all a bunch of pedophiles. Futurism : SORRY, ELON. To be ready for human occupants, Elon Musk has long called…

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So, Water on Mars, Huh?

Honestly, every space discovery just makes me angry. Because we are not spending money on making my space dreams come true. We are spending money on transsexual transformations and welfare for Somalian animals. We are spending money on insane, nonsensical provocations of Russia – the…

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Where’s My Mars Colony, DRUMPF??

Scientist have discovered some molecules or some other boring shit on Mars recently. Frankly whether or not there was life on Mars is irrelevant to me. What concerns me is w hether or not we have colonies on Mars. RT : NASA’s Curiosity rover has…

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