Whoooooo! Oh, yeah! It’s about damn time we started sending some REAL hardware to Mars. I mean, how the hell are we supposed to stave off the Martian menace with shit like this: Where are the machine guns? The missiles? The death rays? A chopper…
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Mysterious Holes in the Arctic Found – Hollow Earth Confirmed?
Are these the entrance to the hollow earth? Or absolutely anything else? Who can say. The thing about the earth is that nobody knows what shape it actually is. Some people theorize that it’s a sphere. Sure. Others believe it’s a pancake. Some are convinced…
Putin Declares: “Mars is Back on the Menu”
Trump’s been talking about going to Mars lately. This is no coincidence, we’ve been meme-ing it pretty hard so it only makes sense that Trump would start to respond. But now the Kremlin has thrown its hat in the ring and says they are going…
When are We Going to Claim the Red Planet?
We’ve already sent several probes to Mars. We’ve had satellites orbiting the planet, taking pictures and sending information back. We’ve even gotten robots onto the surface that have been rolling around taking selfies and sending data back to us. Getting to Mars isn’t sci-fi fantasy…
US: Government Spends Millions of Dollars to Deal with “Microaggressions,” “Implicit Bias” and “Lack of Diversity” in Science
People living in 1899 thought we’d have flying firemen in the year 2000. And we would’ve, if not for the fucking kikes. (((Scientists))) have finally figured out why there’s no city on Mars, no moon base, no robot butlers, no immortal talking heads in jars…
Congressman Asks NASA Panel if It is Possible That There was a Civilization on Mars Thousands of Years Ago
A Republican Congressman has asked a NASA panel about the chances that there was a civilization on Mars thousands of years ago. Good on him. Space.com : In case you were wondering, there’s no evidence that Mars hosted an alien civilization thousands of years ago.…
Thanks to Welfare, America Cannot into Mars
Ever since the Apollo program was cut due to budgetary constraints, NASA has been a shadow of its former self. In the conflict between welfare and the progression of all mankind, the gibs won out, and so things like space travel has been deemed less…
Buckle Your Spacebelts, Faggots: Trump Just Signed the Mars Bill
, Trump is taking us to Mars. He’s cutting that stupid fake news global warming hoax in order to enlarge the very real agenda to build a city on Mars. Skinwalker Ted Cruz’ awkward joke that Our Jolly Leader was obligated to go along with…
Get Ready, Fags: We’re Going to Mars
This is a long way off. 2033… I’ll be 48 years old. I guess it isn’t that far off. RT : A trip to Mars by 2033 is among the several long-term NASA goals included in a bill Congress just passed to fund the aerospace…
Water is Flowing on Mars!
This is very exciting. NBC : A new study provides the “strongest evidence yet” that salty liquid water sometimes flows on modern-day Mars, researchers said on Monday in a discovery that holds implications for future expeditions to the Red Planet. “Our quest on Mars has…
SJWs Expand on Theory That Space Colonization is a Racist, Sexist Plot
No. It doesn’t ever end. Following the attacks on space colonization by the fat Negress and alleged scientist Dr. Danielle N. Lee, who claimed that the Mars mission was part of a White racist plot against Black people, the Guardian has published a piece entiled…
Negress “Scientist” Dr. Danielle N. Lee Says Space Colonization is a Racist Plot
Dr. Danielle N. Lee: When action goes affirmative A silly Negress named Dr. Danielle N. Lee, who writes for Scientific American and has cleverly dubbed herself “the Urban Scientist,” has claimed that the plan to visit and eventually colonize Mars is a conspiracy of “white…
Why are We Sending Aid to a Country Sending Rockets to Mars?
Daily Express November 8, 2013 BLAST OFF: India’s PSLV-C25 rocket launches from the Sriharikota spaceport [REUTERS] Last year India received £280million in aid from British taxpayers. On Tuesday it launched its first rocket to Mars at a cost of more than £45million. Asked why we…













