Tag: mars

Putin Declares: “Mars is Back on the Menu”

Trump’s been talking about going to Mars lately. This is no coincidence, we’ve been meme-ing it pretty hard so it only makes sense that Trump would start to respond. But now the Kremlin has thrown its hat in the ring and says they are going…

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When are We Going to Claim the Red Planet?

We’ve already sent several probes to Mars. We’ve had satellites orbiting the planet, taking pictures and sending information back. We’ve even gotten robots onto the surface that have been rolling around taking selfies and sending data back to us. Getting to Mars isn’t sci-fi fantasy…

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Thanks to Welfare, America Cannot into Mars

Ever since the Apollo program was cut due to budgetary constraints, NASA has been a shadow of its former self. In the conflict between welfare and the progression of all mankind, the gibs won out, and so things like space travel has been deemed less…

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Get Ready, Fags: We’re Going to Mars

This is a long way off. 2033… I’ll be 48 years old. I guess it isn’t that far off. RT : A trip to Mars by 2033 is among the several long-term NASA goals included in a bill Congress just passed to fund the aerospace…

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Water is Flowing on Mars!

This is very exciting. NBC : A new study provides the “strongest evidence yet” that salty liquid water sometimes flows on modern-day Mars, researchers said on Monday in a discovery that holds implications for future expeditions to the Red Planet. “Our quest on Mars has…

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Why are We Sending Aid to a Country Sending Rockets to Mars?

Daily Express November 8, 2013 BLAST OFF: India’s PSLV-C25 rocket launches from the Sriharikota spaceport [REUTERS] Last year India received £280million in aid from British taxpayers. On Tuesday it launched its first rocket to Mars at a cost of more than £45million. Asked why we…

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