When asked about stranded astronauts at a recent company meeting, Ted Colbert, the head of Boeing’s space and security unit said “I ain’t even know what you be talkin’ ’bout, muthafukkah, bitch ass.” He then began grabbing his crotch and and moving around erratically, saying…
Butch and Suni will continue to contribute to @ISS_Research aboard the station before heading home in a @SpaceX Dragon spacecraft. Read about their work so far: https://t.co/zy3B0KXzEP Follow our blogs for the latest @Space_Station and #Starliner updates: https://t.co/M7G4xLhChJ pic.twitter.com/0wX2xeom9V — NASA (@NASA) August 24, 2024…
Butch & Suni may spend 7 MONTHS longer on station than intended due to issues with Boeing’s Starliner. NASA’s contingency is to launch Crew-9 in September with only two crew members instead of four, with Butch & Suni replacing their spots. Crew-9 would return in…
The NASA guy, Steve Stich, still hopes Boeing can get those astronauts back. But “We don’t have a major announcement today relative to a return date,” said Steve Stich, the program manager for NASA’s Commercial Crew Program. (They’ve been up 50 days on an 8-day…
There are two things I’ve dreamed of in this world: a Europe completely populated by Africans , and a machine that lets me drink my own urine. This is a big day for me. Everything is coming up aces. The Guardian : A sci-fi-inspired spacesuit…
“I have a real good feeling in my heart that the spacecraft will bring us home, no problem.” Two NASA astronauts who have been aboard the ISS for more than a month say they’re certain their Boeing Starliner craft will safely return them to Earth…
Meanwhile in space: 🇨🇳 China’s Chang’e-6 lunar probe returns with first ever samples of the far side of the moon 🇺🇸 2 US astronauts stranded in International Space Station due to failing Boeing aircraft pic.twitter.com/x9q6pPFcMF — COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) June 25, 2024 Just leave those…
Meanwhile in space: 🇨🇳 China’s Chang’e-6 lunar probe returns with first ever samples of the far side of the moon 🇺🇸 2 US astronauts stranded in International Space Station due to failing Boeing aircraft pic.twitter.com/x9q6pPFcMF — COMBATE |🇵🇷 (@upholdreality) June 25, 2024 Just leave those…
Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft return has been delayed for a fourth time after NASA says it needs more time to review test data following helium leaks and thruster issues. https://t.co/h71HWgfnpH pic.twitter.com/Tqcm3p2LXR — ABC News (@ABC) June 22, 2024 What sort of retard goes into outer space?…
Was it really a drill? Or is there an alien infestation on the ISS? Reuters : NASA accidentally broadcast a simulation of astronauts being treated for decompression sickness on the International Space Station (ISS) on Wednesday , prompting speculation of an emergency in posts on…
@NASA is hoping it will get another chance on Wednesday to send the @Boeing Starliner into space. The rocket launch was scrubbed on Saturday afternoon due to a computer issue. It will be the first time Boeing sends a crewed ship into space. #SundayTODAY pic.twitter.com/il59Zqh1kt…
LIVE NOW: NASA science is landing on the Moon aboard @Int_Machines ’ uncrewed Nova-C lander, named Odysseus. This is the first time an American commercial lunar lander has made it to orbit around the Moon. https://t.co/Tosd9y9yxi — NASA (@NASA) February 22, 2024 Your order was…
You guys think this is real? I don’t really have an opinion on it. I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if it was fake or real. New York Post : A breakthrough instrument on NASA’s Mars Perseverance rover is considered a mission success after producing…
BREAKING: NASA is hunting deep space for Voyager 2 after flight controllers accidentally sent a wrong command that cut contact with the spacecraft 12 billion miles away — unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) August 1, 2023 NASA comments on the Voyager 2 pointing error for its communications antenna.…
Oh, yeah. Okay. Whistleblower. Sure. The Debrief : A former intelligence official turned whistleblower has given Congress and the Intelligence Community Inspector General extensive classified information about deeply covert programs that he says possess retrieved intact and partially intact craft of non-human origin . The…
A @NASA panel formed last year to examine unclassified UFO sightings held a public meeting to discuss their preliminary findings ahead of a report expected later this year https://t.co/VSlTuLNbHd pic.twitter.com/Qri6eE2iYK — Reuters (@Reuters) June 1, 2023 Public Q&A During the NASA UAP Meeting NASA panel…
When we ran up on a CNN story about diversity in space , we figured it was going to be a real sorry bunch of peckers. It was, of course. They are literally talking about “the first Native American woman in space.” However, the faggot…
Previously: NASA Says China Planning to Take Over the Moon, Announces New Race to Space If you land in Guangzhou or Beijing, you feel like you’ve landed on a Moon Base in the year 2186. Americans simply have no idea how much further technologically advanced…
China taking over the Moon because Americans are too fat, gay, and retarded? Now this is a storyline with some promise. RT : China might be contemplating a “takeover” of the Moon as part of its military space program, NASA’s administrator Bill Nelson has told…
We’re on aliens watch here at hoax central station. When they start telling you they’re worried about an alien invasion, that’s new. Before they claimed that any lifeform intelligent enough to be traveling long distances through space would have to be friendly. RT : Scientists…
