All of Kamala’s attempts to improve her image just end up being weird and borderline baffling. Imagine it: “What do these human children enjoy?” “Well, the polls show the kids like space.” New York Post : A video meant to sell children on the wonders…
China is now the only country after the US to have ever successfully landed on Mars. It is unclear how they managed such a feat without making Diversity their strength. AP : China landed a spacecraft on Mars for the first time on Saturday, a…
Why would China do this? Although you had to squint to see it, the Chinese space debris entered the atmosphere on a slant, creating a dangerous chink in the aerial slope. NASA panned China for refusing to play it cool and zipping right past protocols.…
Nigga, what for you got that cord on that phone? Ain’t yall niggas in the White House got wireless chargers yet? Kamala Harris is already apparently functioning as a kind of shadow president. To be fair, it would be sort of offensive to have a…
Okay, but how’s the WiFi speed in there? Do I get free miniature bars of soap and sachets of shampoo? Okay so because we’re spending all our money on brown people, we’re probably going to have to scrap all that “space exploration” and “colonizing Mars”…
There is one group so powerful that no one dare say its name aloud in mixed company. A group which controls virtually every aspect of our society, and which will strike with overwhelming force if you question it. They scurry around Washington like rats. In…
Thank God this deeply anti-Semitic asteroid was neutralized before it could do any more harm. An anti-Semitic incident of… interplanetary scope was narrowly averted by the brave heroes at NASA, who identified a profoundly problematic astral body ripe for revision. Unfortunately, they couldn’t manage to…
We must never forget the essential role that Black women played in our civilization. A few years back, some stupid movie called “Hidden Figures” came out. It was about how four black women were supposedly essential to the Apollo space program. Yeah, it was as…
Picture alleged to be from NASA’s first Mars landing The whole Mars thing is highly controversial. Some say it didn’t happen and that the landings and pictures are staged. Some say it did happen but that nothing interesting was found. Others say it did happen…
When the ayy lmao realizes he’s been deceived by the Jews too. If powerful governments had some kind of secret agreement with ayy lmao factions, why would UFOs keep showing themselves everywhere to make normal people notice them? We should assume that at least some…
One of the biggest problems facing NASA and Elon Musk and others regarding space colonization is how to provide for the needs of the trans community in space. New discoveries of water on Mars mean that we may be able to equip dilation stations ,…
We have Silver Flying Saucer UFOs now. The Sun : NASA is reportedly investigating a video showing what appears to be a silver “flying saucer” darting through a deadly storm in Alicante . Computer scientist Alejandro Molla filmed this footage during the electrical storm yesterday.…
I too had expected that the first crime in space would be a space-nigger raping some empowered white space-bitch. But in fact, it was the empowered white space-bitch that raped her earthbound dyke “wife”! These hoes ain’t loyal. Fox News : A NASA astronaut has…
HA! You thought you were going to visit distant worlds, explore the secrets of the universe and colonize the galaxy? Well, sucks to be you. No men allowed! As for me… I’m switching my name to Pomidora and getting some eyeliner or something so I…
According to the media, Donald Trump tweeted Saturday that the Moon is a part of Mars. For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon – We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused…
The superpooperpower recently fired a rocket into space and knocked down a satellite. This resulted in lots of orbital debris. The Guardian : India’s destruction of one of its satellites has been labelled a “terrible thing” by the head of Nasa, who said the missile…
Thas rite, tis the time of dae black velvet now. What did he mean by this? CNN : Forget everything you’ve learned about men and Mars. Chances are the first person to land on the red planet will be a woman, the head of NASA…
Steph Curry has betrayed his race by denying the Apollo moon landings. These missions were only successful because of African geniuses. Top baller Steph Curry caused a great deal of controversy the other day when he expressed his belief that the Apollo moon landings were…
I’ve got a story for you. You’ll have trouble believing it’s real, but I assure you, this all happened. A transgender furry – dude who dresses up like a cartoon animal and has sex that way too – got a NASA internship. He took to…
So if there’s water there. And we know how to send people there. Why are we not building a base there? NASA : In the darkest and coldest parts of its polar regions, a team of scientists has directly observed definitive evidence of water ice…
