Twitter didn’t help enough last time Okay, Jew – you can bend a spoon. But can you bend a nuclear-armed ICMB’s trajectory? Daily Star : Spoon bender Uri Geller has issued a strongly-worded warning to Vladimir Putin amid fears the Russian president will launch a…
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Germany Facing Toilet Paper Shortage Due to Putin’s Toilet Paper Hike
“Third worlders are actually more civilized than white people”: Exhibit #1 Morbillion Toilet paper is literally the most disgusting and unhygienic thing. Imagine: if someone pooped on your leg, would you just wipe it off with dry paper? Poop is on the anus after a…
Ukraine Accuses Putin of Not Always Being Putin
Everyone would look at this story and say “this is like, Alex Jones type shit.” I think it is in the genre of Alex Jones, actually, but Alex Jones has never gone full clone/body double. New York Post : Russian leader Vladimir Putin may have…
Germany Says Putin’s Photo with Erdogan is a “Challenge” to NATO
You have to wonder what the hell NATO was thinking when they allowed Turkey to join. Well, you don’t really have to wonder – “what they were thinking” is self-explanatory. But it was a really bad decision. Turkey is a big enough country, with enough…
CIA Director Says Putin is “Too Healthy,” Rumors About Him Being Sick are a Hoax
He's too healthy – CIA director Burns on Putin's health There are many rumors about President Putin's health. But as far as we can tell, he's too healthy. This is an informal intelligence assessment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/FTcQYIaGqt — 🇷🇺Jacob🇷🇺Charite🇷🇺 (@jaccocharite) July 21, 2022 Well. This is…
Putin Meets With Iran and Turkey – All Vow to Unseat the Dollar as Global Reserve Currency
This is turning into a Guys and Dolls type situation. I really wish these people would cut my music numbers. I keep emailing Putin and the Ayatollah these song ideas, and just keep getting blown off. I’m about to start sending anti-Russia song and dance…
Russia Calls Up Swiss Newspaper to Inform Them That Their Memes are Garbage
I’ve seen people doubt Vladimir Putin’s religiosity. Personally, I’ve never really doubted it. When you’re in a position where life is hard, and stakes are high, you have to have some method of dealing with that. That is just a practical matter. The traditional method…
UK Government Accuses Bernie Ecclestone of Doing a Half Billion Dollars in Fraud Just Days After Praising Putin
Previously: Former Head of Formula One Praises Classy Putin Imagine thinking an accusation of half a billion dollars in fraud coming just days after you praised Putin is a coincidence. That is what normie believers in democracy would tell you – there is no relationship…
Putin Gives Historic Speech, Calls Sanctions Stupid, Says Russia a Thousand-Year-Old Empire That Won’t Crack
Imagine living in a country that had national pride instead of pride in teaching gay anal fisting to preschoolers. New York Post : A combative Russian President Vladimir Putin accused an “arrogant” West of treating other countries like colonies and imposing “stupid” sanctions on his…
Putin Calls Out US for Prolonging Conflict, Sending Rockets to Ukraine
The Americans have prolonged the war for months. But they’re really hitting diminishing returns at this point. New York Post : President Vladimir Putin warned the United States that Russia will retaliate by striking new targets if it sends long-range missiles to Ukraine. “ If…
Poll: Nobody Outside of Western Countries Hates Russia
Whoops! Looks like we miscalculated! Just like we thought for sure the Ukraine military would win and sanctions would collapse the Russian economy, we also thought people hate Russia! We’ll have to run the data again and get back to you! The Guardian : The…
Hot Take: Putin Attacking Europe by Increasing Its Greatest Strength
Russia has a strategy of attacking Russia by increasing their greatest strength. Could it be possible that diversity could make Europe too strong, to the point where they are so strong that they can’t even move around without destroying themselves? Remember Andre the Giant? He…
Putin Says Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine was Preemptive Defense Against Attack
HAPPENING NOW: Victory Day parade gets underway in Moscow pic.twitter.com/JV5w7opKBj — Sputnik Not (@Sputnik_Not) May 9, 2022 Russia celebrates the 77th Anniversary of Victory Day. pic.twitter.com/8LPOeHPbWA — teleSUR English (@telesurenglish) May 9, 2022 A 120-second review of the Russian Victory Day Parade. pic.twitter.com/gRvEQLvS9B — Zhang…
Media: Putin to Transfer Power to “Cunning and Insidious” Villain to Undergo Cancer Surgery
The Western media is claiming that Putin has cancer. They’ve been making all these different claims, and they don’t present any evidence for them. New York Post : Russian President Vladimir Putin is set to undergo cancer surgery and temporarily hand over power to a…
The Guardian Says Russia is Losing the War in Ukraine
A week ago… The awful truth is dawning: Putin may win in Ukraine. The result would be catastrophe | Simon Tisdall https://t.co/3AxXeZtqFW — Olena Removska (@o_removska) April 25, 2022 Today… The Guardian view on Putin’s nuclear threats: Russia is losing in Ukraine | Editorial https://t.co/QrH65oNcUn…
Germany: Animal Park Renames Putin the Wild Boar
Wasn’t it an insult to Putin to name an ugly, violent pig after him in the first place? I guess it was a jokey insult, and you can’t have jokey insults about a man who is as evil as Hitler himself. Reuters : An animal…
BREAKING NEWS: Putin Kills Holocaust Survivor in Mariupol
Vanda Semyonovna Obiedkova Anonymous sources have declared exclusively for the Daily Stormer that Putin himself personally beat her to death with a giant dildo. Somebody has to stop this monster! The Guardian : A 91-year-old Holocaust survivor died while sheltering from Russian strikes during the…
The Biden Holds Up Note Card While Explaining How He Didn’t Mean Regime Change When He Called for Regime Change
Well, at least we know he can still see well enough to read relatively small words. That’s good. We need a leader with reasonable eyesight. New York Post : President Joe Biden once again referred to a printed cheat sheet sheet as he doubled down…
Zelensky Says He’s Ready to Surrender the Donbass
“Come with me if you want to live.” I don’t know what the game is here. The terms are not simply surrender of the Donbass. The terms are surrender of the Donbass, signing away claim to Crimea, and agreeing to a permanent state of neutrality.…
Zelensky Threatens “Third World War” with Russia, Apparently Committing US/NATO Forces
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky tells CNN that he's "ready for negotiations" with Russian President Vladimir Putin but warned that if they fail "that would mean that this is a third World War." https://t.co/e69OD8DP4d — CNN Breaking News (@cnnbrk) March 20, 2022 Zelensky is officially threatening…

















