Tag: putin

Zelensky Appears to Suggest the Ukraine Will Invade Russia

NuChurchill has a new plan. Zelensky, the Jewish and Neo-Nazi leader of the Ukraine, has appeared to suggest that after they repel the invasion, Ukrainian forces will invade Russia. RT : Moscow’s actions in Ukraine will be met with such a strong international response that…

Continue Reading »

Russian Football Teams Banned from Everything

Unlike Warner’s Emo Batman movie, this is something the average Russian actually gives a shit about. But the kind of people who actually care about it are not gonna become more anti-Putin because of it either. The opposite is more likely, if anything. Breitbart :…

Continue Reading »

BREAKING NEWS: Putin Now Genociding Whales!

First our values, then our anuses, and now our whales. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS MADMAN! Metro : Dead sperm whales are being washed ashore along the coast of Ireland and Russia may be to blame. Increased Russian submarine activity in the Atlantic could be…

Continue Reading »

Russia Gets Kicked from Eurovision Cringefest

However many people are gonna die in this war is a small price to pay for getting out of the Eurovision. AP News : The European Broadcasting Union says that Russia will not be allowed an entry in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest because of…

Continue Reading »

Putin Says Western Sanctions are Not Going to Stop Russia

I always respected Popeye’s forearms. If your gym routine leaves you with huge biceps and little baby forearms, you’re doing something wrong. Vlad could be bluffing. But frankly, I think at this point, he’s ready to ride this thing until the wheels come off. Unlike…

Continue Reading »