The mystery behind the Oumuamua “alien spacecraft” comet has been solved https://t.co/I3QA7N73xG pic.twitter.com/L28lR40W5u — TIME (@TIME) March 24, 2023 Previously: Alien Hoax: Pentagon Officials Say Alien Mothership Could be Sending Small Probes to Earth Oh, the alien mothership was fake? That’s a big surprise, but…
🛰️ 18 European nations including the UK have agreed to explore and develop a framework for improved surveillance from space. 🇬🇧🇧🇪🇧🇬🇨🇦🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇷🇭🇺🇮🇹🇱🇺 🇳🇱🇳🇴🇵🇱🇵🇹🇷🇴🇪🇸🇹🇷🇸🇪 The agreement will launch the Allied Persistent Surveillance from Space Initiative. 👉 https://t.co/3mvurK83TS pic.twitter.com/n69FvrteTE — Ministry of Defence 🇬🇧 (@DefenceHQ) February 16, 2023…
When we ran up on a CNN story about diversity in space , we figured it was going to be a real sorry bunch of peckers. It was, of course. They are literally talking about “the first Native American woman in space.” However, the faggot…
When you see that CNN has a section called “SPACE’S NEXT CHAPTER,” and that it’s written by some stupid bimbo named “Ashley,” it really makes you want to start believing in the flat earth. “Ashley.” I literally think I went to high school with that…
China taking over the Moon because Americans are too fat, gay, and retarded? Now this is a storyline with some promise. RT : China might be contemplating a “takeover” of the Moon as part of its military space program, NASA’s administrator Bill Nelson has told…
If anyone should be able to decide who gets to live on earth, it is Jeff Bezos. He’s very rich, meaning he must be highly good and moral. RT : Humanity will move most industry into space and allow only a select few to remain…
Presents: Moon Rapist: Crater that Bitch, Raw Dog I don’t actually believe this. RT : The Moon’s atmosphere doesn’t contain enough oxygen for human life, but under the planet’s rocky top layer, there’s enough of the gas to sustain eight billion human lives for 100,000…
The Science is infallible. But that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t sometimes make stupid, obvious mistakes. The Guardian : Astronomers searching for alien life thought they’d spotted signs of intelligence beyond the solar system – but the signals turned out to be human . Parkes…
Epic diversity, bro. And cool suits. Maybe while you’re up there, you can rename “space” as “GAYce.” The rocket is maybe cool, I guess? Stupid paintjob. “Virgin” is such a retarded name and Branson’s entire “lady’s man” brand seems like something a homosexual pretending to…
Previously: They’re Going to Shill Fake Aliens on You Turns out, hoaxing aliens isn’t going to be much of a problem for the people trying to hoax aliens. Daily Mail : Nearly two-thirds of all Americans believe that extraterrestrials exist on other planets, but 87%…
Elon Musk has been working for years to produce a spaceship, and has failed miserably. The only thing he accomplished was making the ugliest ever series of satellites to pollute our night skies. No one understands how this is legal. What right did he have…
China is now the only country after the US to have ever successfully landed on Mars. It is unclear how they managed such a feat without making Diversity their strength. AP : China landed a spacecraft on Mars for the first time on Saturday, a…
Why would China do this? Although you had to squint to see it, the Chinese space debris entered the atmosphere on a slant, creating a dangerous chink in the aerial slope. NASA panned China for refusing to play it cool and zipping right past protocols.…
Not a day goes by that I don’t see some bullshit about aliens, including flying pyramids, in the media. New York Post : The Pentagon has admitted that a US Navy destroyer captured this eerie night-vision footage of mysterious flashing objects flying above it and…
Nigga, what for you got that cord on that phone? Ain’t yall niggas in the White House got wireless chargers yet? Kamala Harris is already apparently functioning as a kind of shadow president. To be fair, it would be sort of offensive to have a…
A lot of you people are literal drooling morons, and believed in the coronavirus hoax long after I’d explained to you in excruciating detail that it was a hoax. So I fully expect you same idiots to believe in the aliens hoax when that comes…
Gigantic space bats? RT : The Hubble telescope has peered deep into space and spotted shadows reaching out from a star and flickering, like the enormous wings of a gigantic cosmic bat. Mysteriously the cause of the “flapping” remains unconfirmed. The spectacular celestial show is…
“There! A stellar nursery! Now give me money.” While people are feeling down about not having a job and being forced to remain in their houses, “scientists” are getting paid for saying that stellar nurseries may be raising young Earth-like planets. Daily Mail : The…
Interstellar visitor “Oumumua” is actually a space phallus made out of ice, according to SCIENCE. I like to read what “scientists” and “researchers” say about space, galaxies, the universe, planets, and all things extraterrestrial because most of the time, it is absurd, absolute garbage way…
Finally, some sort of meaning in my life. Global News : Something — or someone — has its deep-space music on repeat. A mysterious radio signal from space that was first detected in Canada appears to repeat at regular 16-day intervals, according to a draft…
